► Sen. Cynthia Lummis (R-WY): Today’s “Half-Wit Trump Ass-Kisser” Award Winner Print E-mail
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Sen. Cynthia Lummis (R-WY): Today’s “Half-Wit Trump Ass-Kisser” Award Winner



Cynthia is another in a long list of loser attorneys such as Senators, Ted Cruz (R-TX), John Kennedy (R-LA), and Lindsey Graham (R-SC) that decided to go into politics after learning how difficult it was to earn a dishonest living practicing law after she graduated from the University Virginia School of Law. Therefore, she decided to go into the second most ethical profession (used car salesman No. 1), politics. 


FYI: Cynthia has had her significant snout firmly implanted in the public trough for forty (40) years after graduating from law school. Apparently, no self-respecting law firm in the greater Cheyenne area was about to offer Cynthia a good paying job.


To forever cement her status as a Monumental Moron and Serial Sycophantic Trump Ass-Kisser, Cynthia decided it would not be in her best political interests to comply with the Oath of Office he took as a U.S. Senator and more importantly the Oath she took as an attorney and Officer of the Court in stating that she will object by challenging Joe Biden’s overwhelming electoral win when

 Electoral College results are tallied in Congress on January 6, 2021.


Therefore, in support of her sham acknowledgement that she will continue to act as one of The Great Leader’s Serial Sycophantic Ass-Kissers, Cynthia made the following comments. However, before so acting, she sprayed a thick coat of “Dr. Smith’s Adult Barrier Spray” on her derriere for ultimate protection of those in the immediate area.

  • “Congress should immediately appoint an Electoral Commission, with full investigatory and fact-finding authority, to conduct an emergency 10-day audit of the election returns in the disputed states.”
  • “Once completed, individual states would evaluate the Commission’s findings and could convene a special legislative session to certify a change in their vote, if needed."
  • "Accordingly, I intend to vote on January 6 to reject the electors from disputed states as not ‘regularly given’ and ‘lawfully certified’ unless and until that emergency 10-day audit is completed.”

Cynthia continued with her asinine rant by saying:

  • "These are matters worthy of the Congress and entrusted to us to defend.”
  • “I do not take this action lightly.”
  • “I am acting not to thwart the democratic process, but rather to protect it."
  • "And every one of us should act together to ensure that the election was lawfully conducted under the Constitution and to do everything we can to restore faith in our Democracy."

Cynthia wouldn’t know the constitution if somebody smacked her across the face with it. She treats her Oath of Office and Oath as an Officer of the Court as farcical wisecracks.


It is indeed unfortunate that when Cynthia attended the University of Wyoming School of Law it didn’t offer any classes in civics, ethics or constitutional principles.


To be fair to Cynthia, it cannot be disputed that she likely graduated summa scum laude from the University of Wyoming School of Law in classes dealing with obfuscating the truth, outright lying, and spinning hyperbolic (BS).


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