Sen. James Lankford (R-OK): Today’s “Blockhead Trump Ass-Kisser” Award Winner

To forever cement his status as a Monumental Moron and Serial Sycophantic Trump Ass-Kisser, Jimmy decided it would not be in his best political interests to comply with the Oath of Office he took as a U.S. Senator and more importantly the Oath he took as an attorney and Officer of the Court in stating that he will object by challenging Joe Biden’s overwhelming electoral win when Electoral College results are tallied in Congress on January 6, 2021.

Therefore, in support of his sham acknowledgement that he will continue to act as one of The Great Leader’s Serial Sycophantic Ass-Kissers, Jimmy made the following comment. However, before so acting, he sprayed a thick coat of “Booty Fresh” on his derriere for ultimate protection of those in the immediate area, The Great Leader made the following false and hyperbolic (BS) comments, all of which was meant to be additional red meat to be digested by his low I.Q. followers.

• “Congress should immediately appoint an Electoral Commission, with full investigatory and fact-finding authority, to conduct an emergency 10-day audit of the election returns in the disputed states.”
• “Once completed, individual states would evaluate the Commission’s findings and could convene a special legislative session to certify a change in their vote, if needed."
• "Accordingly, I intend to vote on January 6 to reject the electors from disputed states as not ‘regularly given’ and ‘lawfully certified’ unless and until that emergency 10-day audit is completed.”

Billy continued with his asinine rant by saying:

• "These are matters worthy of the Congress and entrusted to us to defend.”
• “I do not take this action lightly.”
• “I am acting not to thwart the democratic process, but rather to protect it." they said.
• "And every one of us should act together to ensure that the election was lawfully conducted under the Constitution and to do everything we can to restore faith in our Democracy."

To leave no doubt that he is an incompetent attorney and legislator, Billy continued on with his laughable comments by spewing forth the following crap.

• "American democracy relies on the consent of the governed."
• "Allegations of voter fraud, irregularities and unconstitutional actions diminish public confidence in what should be a free, fair and transparent process. Protecting the integrity of the electoral process is paramount to preserving trust and legitimacy in the final outcome."

Billy wouldn’t know the constitution if somebody smacked him across the face with it. He treats his Oath of Office and Oath as an Officer of the Court as farcical wisecracks.

It is indeed unfortunate that when Billy attended Madisonville North Hopkins High School in Kentucky, Vanderbilt University Law School, and during his years as an Eagle Scout none of these institutions offered any classes or training in civics, ethics or constitutional principles.

To be fair to Billy, it cannot be disputed that he likely graduated summa scum laude from Vanderbilt University School of Law in classes dealing with obfuscating the truth, outright lying, and spinning hyperbolic (BS).