Sen. Rand Paul (R-KY): Today’s “Bonehead Trump Ass-Kisser” Award Winner

This isn’t the first Award presented to Rand. In the past, he has been the recipient of sixteen (16) Awards in various categories and the subject of two (2) opinion pieces. Those awards, and opinion pieces are listed at the end of this article and can be viewed by going to the listed categories.

To assure that his doesn’t lose his standing as one of The Great Leader’s most reliable Sycophantic Ass-Kissers and Liars, Rand decided to attack the upcoming senatorial election in Georgia while being interviewed on the Fox Business Comedy Show.

Towards that end and only after spraying a thick coat of “Stinky Ass Spray” on his derriere for the ultimate protection of those in the immediate area, Rand spewed forth the following loony crap about the thorough ass-whooping that The Great Leader received form Joe Biden.

• “The courts have not said there wasn’t fraud.”
• “The courts just simply didn’t rule on or hear from the fraud.”

Dimwitted Rand continued with his asinine rant by saying:

• “The fraud happened.”
• “The election in many ways was stolen, and the only way it’ll be fixed is by, in the future, reinforcing the laws.”

Rand continues to prove that he’s a Certified Dumbass in his ongoing attempt to curry The Great Leader’s attention and affection. However, no court has ruled on any fraud claims because The Great Leader and the comedian attorneys he has hired have never provide any evidence of fraud in the more than 50 court cases they have filed.

And lastly, with The Great Leader being tossed out of office on January 20, 2021, one must wonder why in the hell would Rand have any interest in acting as one of The Great Leader’s Chief Pimps and Apologists. Afterall, after he’s gone, The Great Leader will not have any power to bestow any gifts upon Rand, his comrades in arms, or any other Serial Sycophantic Trump Ass-Kisser.

Top 10 Congressional Lunatic Award Winners: Art. 20 Top 10 Awards  

Ass-Kisser Award Winner = 3

Bigot/Racist Award Winner = 1  

Bullshit Award Winner = 4

Humanitarian Award Winner = 1

Lunatic Award Winner = 2

Rodney Dangerfield Award Winner = 1

Screwball Award Winner = 3

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