White House’s Peter Navarro Today’s “Trump Ass-Kisser” Award Winner

Peter Navarro is the trade advisor to Donald “Trumporleone” Trump. During a recent (ca. December 2020) interview with Fox comedian and Trump Sycophantic Serial Ass-Kisser Maria Bartiromo, Pete decided it was his turn to make false claims about the ass whooping The Great Leader suffered at the hands of Joe Biden.

FYI: Pete is a big-time loser just like his boss The Great Leader. Pete's five electoral losses are as follows:

• Lost when he ran for San Diego City Council
• Lost the vote for Mayor of San Diego
• Lost bid for San Diego County board of supervisors’ position
• Lost in vote for seat in U.S. Congress
• Lost again for District 6 San Diego city council seat

And remember that The Great Leader said he would only hirer the brightest and the best. If he meant the
best losers, then hiring Pete was the right thing to do.

Towards that end and only after spraying a thick coat of “Stinky Ass Spray” on his derrierefor that ultimate protection for everyone in the area, Pete spewed forth the following crap when Maria asked him if he believed that vote rigging was organized in big cities by someone in DC.

• “So, there's a couple of things to unpack here.”
• “First of all, one of the findings in our report is that there's no silver bullet.”
• “There's no single thing that did it.”
• “Death by a thousand cuts.”
•  “Death by these six dimensions of election irregularities.”

Pete continued by making the following false and asinine claims about nonexistent voter fraud.  

• “It was coordinated in the Democratic Party with respect to things like relaxing rules in Georgia with that consent decree, or going into Pennsylvania and having them change guides, or going into Wisconsin and having them change the definition of involuntarily confined voters.
• “Brass knuckle stuff.”
• “And this all should have been fought out in the legal process cause it's clearly breaking the law.”

As usual, Pete along with his Comrades in Arms (aka, fellow Lunatics and Serial Sycophantic Trump Ass-Kissers) have never been able to provide any court with any evidence of voter fraud. Put simply, Pete and those of his Ilk (FYI Jethro: ILK is not defined as a female ELK) are a bunch of lying bastards who are going to cause violence to occur as a direct result of his and their unconscionable conduct.