Wisconsin’s 2019 Judicial Ivory Soap Ethics Rating = 99.80%

Ivory Soap advertises a purity rating of 99.44%. In the Wisconsin judicial system, there are 490 judges practicing throughout the state. For the year 2019, the enablers for Judicial Misfits sitting on the Wisconsin Judicial Commission on Judicial Performance and the Wisconsin Supreme Court handed out the following complimentary sanction against two (2) judges for engaging in a variety of misconduct.

2 = number of suspensions

This laughable finding by the Wisconsin Judicial Commission on Judicial Performance and the Wisconsin Supreme Court means that Wisconsin has a 99.80% Ivory Soap Purity rating for 2018 is preposterous in that it indicates the near impossibility of finding a dishonest or incompetent attorney.

This would mean that if all 490 Judges attended a conference at the Geneva National Resort located at 1221 Geneva National Avenue South in Lake Geneva, Wisconsin with a seating capacity of 500, it would be nearly impossible to locate the two (2) unethical judges even if they raised both of their hands.

And lastly, the folks in Wisconsin are incredibly lucky to say the least to have a judiciary that is as honest and competent as the comedians sitting on the Wisconsin Judicial Commission on Judicial Performance and the Wisconsin Supreme Court findings would have us believe.