Donald “Small Hands Donnie” Trump: Today’s “Cream Puff Mama’s Boy” Award Winner

This is not the first award presented to The Great Leader and/or or article dealing with his questionable antics. In the past he has been the subject of 627 awards, 134 opinion pieces and 103 laments. For a list of the prior awards and/or articles, see the items detailed at the end of this article.

In a never-ending attempt to play the victim in lying about the fact that he suffered a humiliating loss to Joe Biden, The Great Leader decided to once again attack the results of the election.

Towards that end and only after spraying a thick coat of “Dr. Smith’s Adult Barrier

 Spray” on his oversized derriere for ultimate protection of those in the immediate area, The Great Leader made the following false and laughably false comments, all of which was meant to be additional red meat to be digested by his low I.Q. followers.

During a post-election press conference, when asked by Reuters White House correspondent Jeff Mason if he would concede when the Electoral College votes for President-elect Joe Biden and admit that Biden kicked his substantial ass, The Great Leader responded as follows.

“Well, if they do, they made a mistake,

because this election was a fraud.”

The Great Leader then went about personally attacking Jeff Mason as follows.

• “Don’t talk to me that way.”
• ″You’re just a lightweight.”
• “Don’t talk to me that way.”
• “I’m the president of the United States.”
• ‘Don’t ever talk to the president that way.”

The Great Leader’s statements to Mr. Mason are further evidence that he is not only a Sore Loser, but that he’s Monumental A-Hole (my sincerest apologies to A-Holes).

Here we have a total A-Hole demanding that he be treated with respect when he has dedicated his entire life to demeaning anyone he disagrees with or who exposes him for being a congenital liar and narcissistic lunatic.

For additional post-election articles re: The Don visit the articles below

1. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 1 thru 83 Dawg Opinions
2. Trump’s victims of Draining the Swamp: Art. 84 thru 94 Dawg Opinions
3. Trump Filling the Swamp: Art. 95 thru 101 Dawg Opinions
4. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 102 thru 118
5. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 331 thru 346 Dawg Opinions 
6. Dawg Laments: Art. 2 thru 105
7. Ass-Kisser Awards = 8
8. Bigot/Racist Awards = 21
9. Bullshit Awards = 79
10. Chicken Little Awards = 7
11. Dumbo Awards = 4
12. Humanitarian Award = 10
13. IHOP (Flip-Flop) Awards = 5
14. Liar Awards = 155
15. Lunatic Awards = 35
16. Misc. Awards = 126
17. Misogynist Awards = 4
18. Moron Awards = 57
19. Narcissist Awards = 45
20. Screwball Awards = 13
21. Rodney Dangerfield Comic Awards = 58