Donald “Small Hands Donnie” Trump: Todays’ “Loony Loser” Award Winner

This is not the first award presented to The Great Leader and/or or article dealing with his questionable antics. In the past he has been the subject of 627 awards, 134 opinion pieces and 103 laments. For a list of the prior awards and/or articles, see the items detailed at the end of this article.

In an ongoing attempt to falsely portray that the election he lost by at least 7 million votes was a fraud, The Great Leader decided to spew forth even more lies about the election.

Towards that end and only after spraying a thick coat of “Stinky Ass Spray” on his 

oversized derriere for the ultimate protection of those in the immediate area, The Great Leader made the following false and hyperbolic (BS) comments, all of which was meant to be additional red meat to be digested by his low I.Q. followers.

• “I’m going to use 125% of my energy to do it.” [change election results]
• “You need a judge that’s willing to hear a case.”
• “You need a Supreme Court that’s willing to make a real big decision, based on everything that it’s not like you’re going to change my mind.”
• “This is disgusting, and we cannot allow America’s election to be corrupted.”
• “We’re trying to put the evidence in, and the judges won’t allow us to do it.”
• “We have so much evidence.”

Claiming that he and his band of attorney clowns (my sincerest apologies to clowns) were denied the ability to introduce evidence by various unnamed judges is a blatant lie. The truth is that thirty or more judges throughout the country have told The Great Leader’s clownish lawyers to take a hike because of their inability to provide the courts with any evidence to support their sham claims of election fraud.

And lastly, as to The Great Leader’s laughable comment that he is going to use “125% of his energy” change the election results doesn’t pass the involuntary laugh test given the fact that most of his energy is spent golfing or wolfing down 3 or 4 Big Macs and several orders of Supersized French Fries.

For additional post-election articles re: The Don visit the articles below

1. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 1 thru 83 Dawg Opinions
2. Trump’s victims of Draining the Swamp: Art. 84 thru 94 Dawg Opinions
3. Trump Filling the Swamp: Art. 95 thru 101 Dawg Opinions
4. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 102 thru 118
5. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 331 thru 346 Dawg Opinions 
6. Dawg Laments: Art. 2 thru 105
7. Ass-Kisser Awards = 8
8. Bigot/Racist Awards = 21
9. Bullshit Awards = 79
10. Chicken Little Awards = 7
11. Dumbo Awards = 4
12. Humanitarian Award = 10
13. IHOP (Flip-Flop) Awards = 5
14. Liar Awards = 155
15. Lunatic Awards = 35
16. Misc. Awards = 126  
17. Misogynist Awards = 4
18. Moron Awards = 57
19. Narcissist Awards = 45
20. Screwball Awards = 13
21. Rodney Dangerfield Comic Awards = 58