► Will Mitt “The Wit” Romney snak Rick “The Slick” Santorum for endorsement? Print E-mail

Will Mitt “The Wit” Romney snag Rick “The Slick” Santorum's endorsement?

 
It is apparent to any unbiased observer that Mitt the Wit has spent a considerable amount of time and effort in attempting to get Rick the Slick to announce his endorsement of his presidential candidacy.
 
Given Rick’s avowed disdain for Mitt, it appears that a little quid pro quo is in order. If Mitt is truly interested in securing Ricky’s unwavering support, he should consider offering him one or more of the following bribes, I’m sorry I mean incentives.
  1. Czar of the New War on Homosexuals - Co-czars: Dr. James Dobson and Rev. Ted Haggard
  2. Chairman of the Whitehouse Un-American Activities Commission – Co-Chair, U.S. Rep. Alan West – purpose to expose each and every Demoract in Congress that is a card-carrying Communist or acknolwedged Communist sympathizer
  3. Director of the War on Infedility - Co-directors: Sen. David Vitter (R-LA) and former Senators John Edwards (D-NC) and John Ensign (R-NV).
  4. Chairman of the newly created Department of Contraceptives
And lastly, an agreement in writing (contract) from Mitt’s Super Pac “Restore our Future” to purchase 25,000 copies of Rick’s book “It takes a Family” at $25 a copy.
 
What a combo Mitt the Witt and Rick the Slick will make once they join forces. This duo could become one of America’s finest comedy teams since Jerry Lewis brokeup with Dean Martin.

 

 
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