Donald Trump: Todays “Mama’s Boy Sore Loser’” Award Winner

This is not the first award presented to The Great Leader and/or or article dealing with his questionable antics. In the past he has been the subject of 621 awards, 131 opinion pieces and 100 laments. For a list of the prior awards and/or articles, see the items detailed at the end of this article.

For the sole purpose of retaining his status as America’s Least Favorite Mama’s Boy and Sore Loser, Heavyweight The Great Leader decided to spew forth some whiny comments about the ass-whooping he received at the hands of President-Elect Joe Biden.

Towards that end and only after spraying a thick coat of “Booty Fresh” on his oversized derriere for ultimate protection of anyone in ear shot, The Great Leader made the following statements.

• “The simple fact is this election is far from over.”
• “Joe Biden has not been certified as the winner of any states, let alone any of the highly contested states headed for mandatory recounts, or states where our campaign has valid and legitimate legal challenges that could determine the ultimate victor.”
• “We’ll be going to court to ensure election laws are fully upheld and the rightful winner is seated.”

There is no doubt that Joe Biden has won the presidential election. All that remains is for The Great Leader to get his fat ass out of his bed in the Whitehouse after downing a few Big Macs and move on to his hideout at Mar-a-Lago.

And lastly, The Great Leader’s main fear is that he’ll be indicted on numerous felonies by the grand jury in Manhattan just before January 20, 2021 or shortly thereafter, an indictment that would likely lead to him being imprisoned for the balance of his useless life.

For additional post-election articles re: The Don visit the articles below 

1. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 1 thru 82 Dawg Opinions
2. Trump’s victims of Draining the Swamp: Art. 83 thru 93 Dawg Opinions
3. Trump Filling the Swamp: Art. 94 thru 99 Dawg Opinions
4. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 100 thru 116
5. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 329 thru 344 Dawg Opinions 
6. Dawg Laments: Art. 1 thru 101
7. Ass-Kisser Awards = 8
8. Bigot/Racist Awards = 21
9. Bullshit Awards = 77
10. Chicken Little Awards = 7
11. Dumbo Awards = 4
12. Humanitarian Award = 10
13. IHOP (Flip-Flop) Awards = 5
14. Liar Awards = 152
15. Lunatic Awards = 35
16. Misc. Awards = 124
17. Misogynist Awards = 4
18. Moron Awards = 56
19. Narcissist Awards = 45
20. Screwball Awards = 13
21. Rodney Dangerfield Comic Awards = 56