White House’s Stephen Miller: Todays “Lying Dimwit” Award Winner

This is not the first Award presented to Stevie. In the past, he has been the recipient of four (4) Awards in various categories. Those awards are listed at the end of this article.

During a recent (ca. September 2020) episode of the Sean Hannity Comedy Show, Stevie decided to further prove his undying love and respect for Hannity and his position as The Great Leader’s Premier Sycophantic Ass-Kisser.

Stevie is without doubt a leading American Bigot, Liar, Lunatic, Defamer, Misogynist and Trump Sycophantic Ass-Kisser, and those are just of few of his best attributes.

To further his status as a Disgusting Lying Defamer, Stevie decided to spew forth a few more lies about Joe Biden. Towards that end and only after spraying a thick coat of “Industrial Strength Booty Fresh” for the protection of anyone in the immediate area, Stevie uttered the following Dimwitted and Defamatory Lies. 

• “Joe Biden would be the best friend that child smugglers and child traffickers have ever had in the White House.”
• “My God, if Joe Biden were to get elected, how many millions of children and families would be forced into the hands of these vicious criminal cartels?”
• “Within a week of that happening, there would be a rush on the border on a global scale unseen before in the whole of human history.”
• “It would be the largest gift to traffickers, smugglers and coyotes that you could ever possibly conceive.”

If Stevie was ever interested in telling the truth about The Great Leader, he would say the following about his reelection.

• “If Donald Trump is reelected, he will be the best friend of cheating husbands.”
• “Goshes and Gollies and Gee Whillickers if Donald Trump is reelected, how many millions of children and mothers will be left to financially fend for themselves.”
• “If Donald Trump is reelected, millions of children will be forced into the hands of a state’s welfare system.”
• “Donald Trump’s reelection would be the largest gift ever to tax cheats, bigots, wife beaters, and assorted white nationalists.”

In the old days back in Toledo, Ohio (ca. 1950s), a lying defamer like Stevie would have been taken down to the 10-mile creek just behind the old DeVilbiss plant and treated to a little head dunking in the creek, now affectionately referred to as “waterboarding.”

And lastly, what is next for Stevie the Defamer? Will he falsely claim that Joe Biden is unfit to be president because he was still sucking his thumb when he was two years old?

Ass-Kisser Award Winner = 2

Liar Award Winner = 2