► Donald “Trumporleone” Trump sez if reelected he’ll do more for America than any Dictator could or would Print E-mail

Donald “Trumporleone” Trump sez if reelected he’ll do more for America than any Dictator could or would

 

This is not the first award presented to The Great Leader and/or or article dealing with his questionable antics. In the past he has been the subject of 610 awards, 130 opinion pieces and 99 laments. For a list of the prior awards and/or articles, see the items detailed at the end of this article.

 

Fearing that he may not be reelected to a second term, The Great Leader has decided that it is time to convince undecided voters to jump on the Trump Band Wagon. In attempting to persuade them, The Great Leader has put forth the following achievements he will be able to visit on said voters if reelected.

  • Anyone protesting against The Great Leader will be subject to immediate arrest and imprisonment
  • The New York Times and Washington Post will be declared public enemies and their papers will be permanently closed
  • Publishing Houses like Simon & Schuster will be ordered shut down due to their prior treasonous activities in publishing anti-Trump books such as “Too Much and Never Enough” by traitor Mary L. Trump and “Room where it Happened” by John Bolton
  • James Comey will be declared guilty of treason by Bill Barr and given a life sentence
  • Hillary Clinton will be arrested, deported, and handed over to Vladimir Putin
  • Stephen Colbert’s show will be permanently canceled and replaced with daily reports by Sean Hannity and Tucker Carlson glorifying The Great Leader
  • Medicare and Social Security will be denied to anyone who is a registered Democrat
  • No more than two (2) minority families will be permitted to reside in a suburban neighborhood at one time
  • Voters who have voted two times in a row for a Democrat for President will have their voting rights permanently voided
  • Democrats will be prohibited from having more than 45 members in the U.S. Senate and 200 members in the U.S. House of Representatives
  • The United States Supreme Court must have a makeup of at least six (6) and preferably seven (7) republicans and no more than two (2) democrats

How can any voter in their right mind not decide to vote for The Great Leader’s reelection given the promises he has made to make their lives better?

 

For additional post-election articles re: The Don visit the articles below

  1. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 1 thru 81 Dawg Opinions
  2. Trump’s victims of Draining the Swamp: Art. 82 thru 92 Dawg Opinions
  3. Trump Filling the Swamp: Art. 93 thru 98 Dawg Opinions
  4. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 99 thru 115
  5. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 329 thru 344 Dawg Opinions 
  6. Dawg Laments: Art. 1 thru 99
  7. Ass-Kisser Awards = 8
  8. Bigot/Racist Awards = 20
  9. Bullshit Awards = 81
  10. Chicken Little Awards = 7
  11. Dumbo Awards = 5
  12. Humanitarian Award = 10
  13. IHOP (Flip-Flop) Awards = 4
  14. Liar Awards = 152
  15. Lunatic Awards = 33
  16. Misc. Awards = 120
  17. Misogynist Awards = 4
  18. Moron Awards = 55
  19. Narcissist Awards = 45
  20. Screwball Awards = 12
  21. Rodney Dangerfield Comic Awards = 54

 

 
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