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Donald “Trumporleone” Trump to treat COVID-19 with “Coffee Enemas”

 

This is not the first award presented to The Great Leader and/or or article dealing with his questionable antics. In the past he has been the subject of 584 awards, 130 opinion pieces and 91 laments. For a list of the prior awards and/or articles, see the items detailed at the end of this article.

 

After being informed that now deceased actor Steve McQueen had availed himself of Coffee Enemas

 

When he was in his late forties, Steve McQueen was diagnosed with terminal cancer. To treat the cancer, McQueen traveled to Rosarito Beach, Mexico to be treated with was called the Gerson Therapy that used coffee enemas. Steve paid $40,000 per month for the coffee enemas during his three-month stay in Mexico.

 

After being informed Steve McQueen had availed himself of Coffee Enemas to treat his cancer, The Great Leader decided it would be in his best interest after contracting the Coronavirus to avail himself of a regimen of coffee enemas.

 

After discussing the matter with his most reliable medical professional, Dr. Sean Hannity, it was determined that McQueen’s enemas didn’t work because to save money he opted to use the now defunct A&P’s (Great Atlantic & Pacific Tea Company) Eight O’Clock brand coffee.

 

To assure a better outcome for himself, The Great Leader decided that he would use Ospina Coffee from Columbia despite it costing at least $120 per pound. When asked about the cost, The Great Leader said”

 

“Why should I worry? It isn’t coming out of my pocket.”

 

Several democrats in the House of Representatives took issue with the cost of the coffee enemas for The Great Leader by asking in unison “What kind of crap is this?”

 

For additional post-election articles re: The Don visit the articles below

  1. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 1 thru 81 Dawg Opinions
  2. Trump’s victims of Draining the Swamp: Art. 82 thru 92 Dawg Opinions
  3. Trump Filling the Swamp: Art. 93 thru 98 Dawg Opinions
  4. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 99 thru 115
  5. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 329 thru 344 Dawg Opinions 
  6. Dawg Laments: Art. 1 thru 91
  7. Ass-Kisser Awards = 8
  8. Bigot/Racist Awards = 20
  9. Bullshit Awards = 77
  10. Chicken Little Awards = 7
  11. Dumbo Awards = 5
  12. Humanitarian Award = 10
  13. IHOP (Flip-Flop) Awards = 4
  14. Liar Awards = 143
  15. Lunatic Awards = 33
  16. Misc. Awards = 118
  17. Misogynist Awards = 3
  18. Moron Awards = 54
  19. Narcissist Awards = 36
  20. Screwball Awards = 12
  21. Rodney Dangerfield Comic Awards = 54
 
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