VP Mike Pence: Today’s “Lying Trump Ass-Kisser” Award Winner

This isn’t the first Award presented to Mikey. In the past, he has been the recipient of thirteen (13) Awards in various categories. Those awards are listed at the end of this article and can be viewed by going to the listed categories.

In an ongoing effort to prove his undying love and loyalty for The Great Leader, Mikey decided to put forth a defense to The Great Leader’s admissions to journalist Bob Woodward on lying about the effects of COVID-19.

Towards that end, and only after donning a pair of Trumpian Brand ™ Industrial Strength Knee Pads and applying a thick coat of Industrial Strength Boudreaux’s Butt Paste for that ultimate protection, Mikey made the following comments while being interviewed on the Fox News Comedy Network.

“I didn’t sense the president was downplaying anything.”

Ass-Kissing Mikey told the above lie despite the following statement of The Great Leader that was taped during the Bob Woodward interview.

• “I wanted to always play it down.”
• “It’s also more deadly then even your strenuous flu.”
• “This is deadly stuff.”
• “You just breathe the air and that’s how it’s passed.”

Apparently, Mikey has the delusional mindset that after The Great Leader is defeated in the November 3, 2020 election, that he’ll be a shoo-in to be the 2024 GOP presidential candidate due to his excessive brownnosing and lying on behalf of The Great Leader. He believes that all Trumpsters will automatically support him because of his Incessant Ass-Kissing routine.

Ass-Kisser Awards = 7

Bigot Award Winner =1

Bullshit Award Winner = 1

Hypocrite Award Winner = 1

Liar Award Winner = 2

Moron Award Winner = 1