Sarah Huckabee Sanders: Today’s “Puke Bag Trump Ass-Kisser” Award Winner

This isn’t the first Award presented to Sarah. In the past, she has been the recipient of twenty-two (22) Awards in various categories. Those awards are listed at the end of this article and can be viewed by going to the listed categories.

During a recent (ca. September 2020) interview on the Fox News Comedy Network with fellow Trump Sycophant and Aspiring Standup Comedian Sean Hannity, Sarah decided to once again engaged in a Little Trump Ass-Kissing.

In this instance and only after a thick coat of Industrial Strength Boudreaux’s Butt Paste was affectionately applied by Tucker Carlson, Sarah made the following asinine, patently false and laughable comments about The Great Leader regarding recent reports that he called American soldiers “losers” and “suckers.”

• “That story couldn’t be further from the truth.”
• “This is a president that loves our country and will do anything to fight to protect it.”
  

Sarah then sent out the following Tweets to further establish her undying love and loyalty to The Great Leader.

• “The malicious lies about @realDonaldTrump from anonymous sources in the Atlantic are disgusting.”
• “This story is an insult to journalism.”
• “I would know, because I was there.”

Sarah would not know personally what it was like to serve in the military, especially during the Vietnam War. Sarah’s Daddy Mike never served his country during the Vietnam War even though he was age eligible (DOB: 1955). In fact, Daddy was hiding out at Quachita Baptist University in Arkadelphia, Arkansas to avoid serving. Additionally, Sarah’s husband Bryan failed to serve his country in the Iraq or Afghanistan Wars even though he was age eligible (DOB: 1970.

There is no evidence that Sarah was even present when The Great Leader called American soldier’s “losers” and “suckers.”

And lastly, given Sarah’s well-documented history of Lying, who in the hell would believe anything she says, especially when her lips are hermitically attached to The Great Leader’s substantial derriere.

Ass-Kisser Award Winner = 8

Bigot Award = 1

Liar Award Winner = 5

Miscellaneous Awards = 2

Moron Award = 1

Tina Fey Award Winner = 5