Mike Pence: Today’s “Puke Bag Trump Ass-Kisser” Award Winner

This isn’t the first Award presented to Mikey. In the past, he has been the recipient of twelve (12) Awards in various categories. Those awards are listed at the end of this article and can be viewed by going to the listed categories.

During a recent (ca. September 2020) “Life Wins” even in Raleigh, North Carolina, Mikey decided it was in his own personal interest to plant once again a big one on The Great Leader’s oversized derriere.

In this instance, Mikey decided to lie about The Great Leader’s nonexistent integrity and truthfulness. Towards that end, and only after donning a pair Trumpian Brand ™ Industrial Strength Knee Pads and after applying a thick coat of Industrial Strength Boudreaux’s Butt Paste for that ultimate protection, Mikey made the following laughable statement.

“I always tell people that to know President Trump

is to know someone whose word is his bond”

If Mikey cared about telling the truth about The Great Leader he would have said:

“I always tell people that to know President Trump

is to know someone who is a Congenital Liar,

womanizing sexual predator and unfit for his job.”

Ass-Kisser Awards = 6

Bigot Award Winner =1

Bullshit Award Winner = 1

Hypocrite Award Winner = 1

Liar Award Winner = 2

Moron Award Winner = 1