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Donald Trump orders Sadomasochist training for Military Suckers & Losers


This isn’t the first award presented to The Great Leader and/or or article dealing with his questionable antics. In the past he has been the subject of 584 awards, 130 opinion pieces and 91 laments. For a list of the prior awards and/or articles, see the items detailed at the end of this article.


The Great Leader has acted like a wounded child who got caught with his hand in the cookie jar regarding reporting by The Atlantic and others that he called members of the military “suckers” and “losers.”


Luckily for me, several anonymous and unreliable sources indicated that The Great Leader is in the process of issuing an Executive Order that would mandate Sadomasochist training at government cost for every “loser” and “sucker” who was stupid enough to join the military and even more stupid to have died for their country.


The Great Leader’s Executive Order will include the following instructions.


Additionally, The Great Leader was able to persuade the following Hollywood types to provide in-class training to the assorted “losers” and “suckers.”

  • Fifty Shades of Gray movie star: Dakota Johnson
  • Secretary movie stars: Lesley Ann Warren and James Spader

Below are images of various images detailing some of the equipment and/or techniques that the “losers” and “suckers” will be reimbursed for while receiving training in the fine arts of bondage, discipline, dominance, submission, sadism and masochism.









 For additional post-election articles re: The Don visit the articles


  1. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 1 thru 81 Dawg Opinions
  2. Trump’s victims of Draining the Swamp: Art. 82 thru 92 Dawg Opinions
  3. Trump Filling the Swamp: Art. 93 thru 98 Dawg Opinions
  4. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 99 thru 115
  5. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 329 thru 344 Dawg Opinions 
  6. Dawg Laments: Art. 1 thru 91
  7. Ass-Kisser Awards = 8
  8. Bigot/Racist Awards = 20
  9. Bullshit Awards = 77
  10. Chicken Little Awards = 7
  11. Dumbo Awards = 5
  12. Humanitarian Award = 10
  13. IHOP (Flip-Flop) Awards = 4
  14. Liar Awards = 143
  15. Lunatic Awards = 33
  16. Misc. Awards = 118
  17. Misogynist Awards = 3
  18. Moron Awards = 54
  19. Narcissist Awards = 36
  20. Screwball Awards = 12
  21. Rodney Dangerfield Comic Awards = 54
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