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Donald Trump orders Sadomasochist training for Military Suckers & Losers
This isn’t the first award presented to The Great Leader and/or or article dealing with his questionable antics. In the past he has been the subject of 584 awards, 130 opinion pieces and 91 laments. For a list of the prior awards and/or articles, see the items detailed at the end of this article.
The Great Leader has acted like a wounded child who got caught with his hand in the cookie jar regarding reporting by The Atlantic and others that he called members of the military “suckers” and “losers.”
Luckily for me, several anonymous and unreliable sources indicated that The Great Leader is in the process of issuing an Executive Order that would mandate Sadomasochist training at government cost for every “loser” and “sucker” who was stupid enough to join the military and even more stupid to have died for their country.
The Great Leader’s Executive Order will include the following instructions.
Additionally, The Great Leader was able to persuade the following Hollywood types to provide in-class training to the assorted “losers” and “suckers.”
Below are images of various images detailing some of the equipment and/or techniques that the “losers” and “suckers” will be reimbursed for while receiving training in the fine arts of bondage, discipline, dominance, submission, sadism and masochism.
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