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Rush “The Doper” Limbaugh:  Today’s “Rodney Dangerfield Comic” Award Winner

 

This isn’t the first award presented to Rush. In the past he has been the subject of forty-one (41) awards and 4 opinion pieces. For a list of the prior awards and/or articles, see the items detailed at the end of this article.

 

Rush Limbaugh: If Trump wins reelection, “the investigations will go on” against Barack Obama

Limbaugh claims that in Obama's Democratic convention speech against Trump, he “was fighting for himself”

 

During a recent (ca. August 2020), episode of The Rush Limbaugh Comedy Show, and only after he sprayed a thick coat of “Booty Fresh” for everyone else’s protection, he decided to go on the attack against President Obama in hopes of currying additional brownie points with The Great Leader. Towards that end, Rush made the following laughable statements about Obama’s speech at the Democrat Convention.

  • “Folks let me tell you something.”
  • “Barack Obama, in that speech last night, was fighting for himself.”
  • “If Trump wins in November, the investigations will go on.”
  • “They will disclose the treachery that Obama engaged in, in trying to destroy Michael Flynn — and Biden — they will disclose the treachery that Obama authorized to protect Hillary Clinton, with [then-FBI Director James] Comey running interference, and with the setup of Trump and the spying of Trump.”
  • “This has to be stopped.”

After applying a thick coat of Industrial Strength Chapstick to his sorely chapped lips, The Doper went on to spew forth the following garbage.

 

“And let me tell you, there’s a lot of jealousy because Trump,

in three years, took this country to places Obama told everybody

we couldn’t go anymore.”

 

Only someone with an I.Q. just a tad higher than the legal speed limit in a school zone would believe that Obama is jealous of The Great Leader because he took the country to places Obama told everyone we couldn’t go anymore. To believe this, one would have to believe that Obama is envious of the following Trump conduct.

  • Lied over 20,000 times since January 21, 2020
  • Slept with a Porn Star while married to Melania
  • Bragged about grabbing women by the pussy
  • Asking Russia and Putin for help in the presidential election
  • Instructing his ambassador to the United Kingdom to put the arm on the English government to hold the British Open at his golf course in Scotland to enrich himself

Had Obama committed any of the sins set forth above, the Republicans in the House and Senate would have immediately set out to impeach him. However, when it comes to The Great Leader committing these and numerous other impeachable sins, they can’t muster the courage to criticize said egregious misconduct.

  1. Ass-Kisser Award Winner = 4
  2. Bigot/Racist Award Winner = 3
  3. Bullshit Award Winner = 10
  4. Homophobe Award Winner = 1
  5. Joseph Goebbels Truth-Teller Award Winner = 2
  6. Lunatic Award Winner = 6
  7. Misogynist Award Winner = 4
  8. Moron Award Winner = 3
  9. Narcissist Award Winner = 2
  10. Pervert Award Winner = 1
  11. Rodney Dangerfield Award Winner = 3
  12. Screwball Award Winner = 2
  13. Rush croons “Mitt the Magic Mormon” – Art. 217 Dawg Opinions
  14. Rush Limbaugh blames Robin Williams’ suicide on leftist political views – Art. 218 Dawg Opinions 
  15. Rush “The Doper” Limbaugh: American Hero – Art. 219 Dawg Opinions
  16. Rush Limbaugh: bigoted buffoon, certified idiot – Art. 220 Dawg Opinions

 

 
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