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Donald “Small Hands Donnie” Trump: Today’s “Scared Mama’s Boy” Award Winner
This isn’t the first award presented to The Great Leader. In the past he has been the subject of 534 awards, 111 opinion pieces and 85 laments. For a list of the prior awards and/or articles, see the items detailed at the end of this article.
With the knowledge that he is likely to get a drubbing by the voters in his lame attempt at reelection, The Great Leader is resorting to proving that he’s a Scared Little Mama’s Boy.
As he trembles at the thought of losing the election to Joe Biden, The Great Leader spewed forth the following crap but not before he sprayed a thick coat of “Booty Fresh” for everyone else’s protection.
Goshes and Gollies and Gee Whillickers, I didn’t know that Biden and the Dems wanted to get rid of the cows. If they did that then Wendy’s, McDonalds, Burger King, Taco Bell, Fleming’s Steakhouse and Wine Bar, Morton’s Steakhouse, and Ruth’s Chris Steakhouse would all be out of business.
Moreover, without “any form of animals,” all of America’s dog and cat lovers wouldn’t be able to purchase replacements once their beloved animals passed away. Additionally, famous zoos like the Columbus and San Diego zoos would have to close once Biden was elected.
Might be time to move to Australia if Biden is elected and you care about the animal kingdom.
For additional post-election articles re: The Don visit the articles below
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