Donald “Small Hands Donnie” Trump: Today’s “Loony QAnon Supporter” Award Winner

This isn’t the first award presented to The Great Leader. In the past he has been the subject of 534 awards, 111 opinion pieces and 85 laments. For a list of the prior awards and/or articles, see the items detailed at the end of this article.

During a recent (ca. August 2020) White House briefing on the Coronavirus pandemic, The Great Leader was queried about the support he has and continues to receive from QAnon. Towards that end, The Great Leader made the following statements.

• “I’ve heard these are people that love our country.”
• “I don’t know much about the movement, other than I understand they like me very much, which I appreciate.”
• “I have heard that it is gaining in popularity.”

After a reporter asked The Great Leader about the QAnon claim that he is “secretly saving the world” from a “Satanic cult of pedophiles and cannibals,” The Great Leader responded as follows.

• “I haven’t heard that, but is that supposed to be a bad thing or a good thing?”  
• “If I can help save the world from problems, I’m willing to do it.”

So, now we have this Monumental Buffoon (my sincerest apologies to Buffoons) happy to proclaim that he would be doing a “good thing” in saving the world from a “Satanic cult of pedophiles and cannibals.”

Below are some of QAnon’s Loony Claims

• North Korea’s Kim Jong-un is a puppet rule installed by the CIA
• Rep. Debbie Wasserman Schultz (D-FL) former DNC chairwoman hired Salvadoran gang MS-13 to murder DNC staffer Seth Rich
• German Chancellor Angela Merkel is Adolf Hitler's granddaughter
• Obama, Hillary Clinton, George Soros, and others are members of an international child sex trafficking ring
• QAnon theorists have touted drinking an industrial bleach (known as MMS, or Miracle Mineral Solution) as a "miracle cure" for COVID-19
• An FBI "Intelligence Bulletin" memo identified QAnon-driven extremists as a domestic terrorism threat, the first time a fringe conspiracy theory had been labelled as such

Isn’t it comforting to know that the Commander in Chief is a supporter of the crazy conspiracy theories promoted by QAnon and its Loony followers?

For additional post-election articles re: The Don visit the articles below

1. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 3 thru 81 Dawg Opinions
2. Trump’s victims of Draining the Swamp: Art. 82 thru 92 Dawg Opinions
3. Trump Filling the Swamp: Art. 93 thru 98 Dawg Opinions
4. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 99 thru 114
5. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 329 thru 344 Dawg Opinions 
6. Dawg Laments: Art. 2 thru 87
7. Ass-Kisser Awards = 8
8. Bigot/Racist Awards = 20
9. Bullshit Awards = 77
10. Chicken Little Awards = 7
11. Dumbo Awards = 5
12. Humanitarian Award = 10
13. IHOP (Flip-Flop) Awards = 4
14. Liar Awards = 138
15. Lunatic Awards = 31
16. Misc. Awards = 104
17. Misogynist Awards = 3
18. Moron Awards = 50
19. Narcissist Awards = 36
20. Screwball Awards = 12
21. Rodney Dangerfield Comic Awards = 54