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Rush Limbaugh croons “Mitt the Magic Mormon” While putting forth his bona fides as an aspiring lyricist in the past, Rush “The Doper” Limbaugh penned and then sang a song titled “Barack the Magic Negro” for his soul-mate President Obama. In an effort to prove that he’s totally unbiased in regards to the upcoming presidential race, “The Doper” decided it would be appropriate to sit down and write the lyrics for and then sing “Mitt the Magic Mormon”
Mitt, the Magic Mormon lived by the sea [Salt Lake]
And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called I can’t Sea
Little Karl Rove loved that rascal Mitt,
And brought him bags of cash and other fancy shit
A Mormon lives forever but not so little boys
Painted wings and giant rings make way for other toys
One grey night it happened, Karl came no more
And Mitt that mighty Mormon, he ceased his bullshit roar
His head was bent in sorrow, greenbacks fell like rain,
Mitt no longer went to play along the cherry lane
Without his life-long friend, Mitt could not be brave
So Mitt that mighty Mormon sadly slipped into his cave
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