Reverend Donald Trump: Today’s “Jimmy Swaggart” Award Winner

This isn’t the first award presented to The Great Leader. In the past he has been the subject of 534 awards, 111 opinion pieces and 85 laments. For a list of the prior awards and/or articles, see the items detailed at the end of this article.

In a laughable attempt to portray himself as a “Man of God” and in the process defame Joe Biden as being “Ungodly.” Towards that end, The Great Leader decided to mimic another Lying Charlatan, the Right Rev. Jimmy Swaggart.

After spraying a thick coat of Industrial Strength Booty Fresh on his oversized derriere for everyone else’s protection, The Great Leader made the following asinine and patently false statements in attacking Biden.

• “He’s against God.”
• “He’s against guns.”
• “He’s against energy, our kind of energy.”
• “I don’t think he’s going to do too well in Ohio.”

The Great Leader continued with his hyperbolic (BS) rant by saying the following.

• "Take away your guns, take away your Second Amendment.”
• “No religion, no anything.”
• "Hurt the Bible.” (How about holding it upside down Donnie?)
• “Hurt God.” (Only God he knows is the “In God we Trust” on a dollar bill)

The following facts prove that The Great Leader is a Truly God-Fearing Christian.

• Screwed a Porn Star while his wife was pregnant
• Defrauded hundreds of students via his sham Trump University
• Violated felony campaign laws by paying off Stormy Daniels to keep her quiet
• Admitted to “grabbing women by the pussy”
• Had a one-year affair with Playboy model while married to Karen McDougal
• Engaged in an untold number of sexual affairs during his three marriages

And here’s a couple of things that Swaggart and The Great Leader have in common.

• Swagart hiring $20 hookers and lying about it: Great Leader screwing Porn Star and lying about it
• Swaggart bilking his followers: Great Leader bilking Trump University students

Since they have so much in common, maybe The Great Leader ought to consider dumping Mike Pence and naming Jimmy Swaggart as his running mate.

For additional post-election articles re: The Don visit the articles below

1. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 3 thru 81 Dawg Opinions
2. Trump’s victims of Draining the Swamp: Art. 82 thru 92 Dawg Opinions
3. Trump Filling the Swamp: Art. 93 thru 98 Dawg Opinions
4. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 99 thru 114
5. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 329 thru 344 Dawg Opinions 
6. Dawg Laments: Art. 2 thru 87
7. Ass-Kisser Awards = 8
8. Bigot/Racist Awards = 20
9. Bullshit Awards = 77
10. Chicken Little Awards = 7
11. Dumbo Awards = 5
12. Humanitarian Award = 10
13. IHOP (Flip-Flop) Awards = 4
14. Liar Awards = 138
15. Lunatic Awards = 31
16. Misc. Awards = 104
17. Misogynist Awards = 3
18. Moron Awards = 50
19. Narcissist Awards = 36
20. Screwball Awards = 12
21. Rodney Dangerfield Comic Awards = 54