Fox’s Jesse Watters: Today’s “Puke Bag Trump Ass-Kisser” Award Winner

This isn’t the first Award presented to Jesse. In the past, he has been the recipient of three (3) Awards in various categories. Those awards are listed at the end of this article and can be viewed by going to the listed categories.

FYI: Jesse is a member of the comedy threesome that hosts Fox’s comedy show “The Five.” During a recent (ca. July 2020) episode of the show, Jesse decided to further his status as a Sycophantic Trump Ass-Kisser.

In this instance and only after a thick coat of Industrial Strength Boudreaux’s Butt Paste was affectionately applied by his fellow comrade Tucker Carlson, Jesse made the following asinine comments about the Storm Troopers that The Great Leader foisted upon the good citizens of Portland, Oregon.

• “These anarchists [Black Lives Protestors] have tried to hit people with vehicles, and when you come in and take some away in a van, that's actually a traditional law enforcement de-escalation tactic.”
• “Now, they are two ways of doing that [effectuating an arrest.”
• “You can send in a bunch of federal agents into the middle of a crowd of 100 anarchists and try to arrest an individual, or you can isolate them later when they are more alone and make an arrest.”
• “That's how good policing is done.”

Jesse doesn’t’ know his ass from a whole in the ground by claiming that “this is how good policing is done,” when The Great Leader’s Storm Troopers are not donning any name tags or anything to identify what agency they belong to. Put simply, they could for all intents and purposes be hired members of right-wing militia groups such as the “Oath Keepers,” the “Three Percenters,” the “Michigan Militia,” and/or the “Boogaloo” movement.

Furthermore, Jesse’s comment that tossing folks in an unmarked rental van is a “traditional law enforcement de-escalation tactic” is further evidence that he’s a moronic A-Hole. The only likely experience that Jesse has ever had with law enforcement is when they arrested him for being drunk while attended the William Penn Charter School for Boys and Girls in Philadelphia.

Hopefully, someone associated with The Great Leader or one of his Designated Sycophants have taken the necessary steps to reimburse Jesse for the costs he incurred in purchasing a jar of Industrial Strength Boudreaux’s Butt Paste.