► Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX): Today’s “Mealy Mouth Chicken Little” Award Winner Print E-mail

► Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX): Today’s “Mealy Mouth Chicken Little” Award Winner


This isn’t the first Award presented to Teddy. In the past, he has been the recipient of forty-eight (48) Awards in various categories and the subject of one (1) lament. Those awards and lament are listed at the end of this article and can be viewed by going to the listed categories.


FYI: Teddy is another in a long list of loser attorneys that decided to go into politics after learning how difficult it was to earn a dishonest living practicing law after he graduated from Harvard University School of Law in 1995. Therefore, he decided to go into the second most ethical profession (used car salesman No. 1), political punditry.


Recently (ca. June 2020), Sons of Anarchy and Hellboy star Ron Perlman got into a shouting match with Rep. Jim “Gymmy” Jordan after the U.S. Soccer Association announced it would no longer require its players to stand during the national anthem before matches.


Mr. Perlman referred to Gymmy as “the ugliest politician walking.” This led to Teddy the Wimp to respond as follows.

  • "Listen Hellboy. You talk good game when you’ve got Hollywood makeup & stuntmen."
  • "But I’ll bet $10k—to the nonpolitical charity of your choice—that you couldn’t last 5 min in the wrestling ring w/ @Jim_Jordan w/o getting pinned.”
  • “You up for it? Or does your publicist say too risky?"

This is the same Mama’s Boy who didn’t demand to wrestle or box The Great Leader when he said the following about her in a Tweet.

  • “Lyin’ Ted Cruz just used a picture of Melania from a GQ shoot in his ad.”
  • “Be careful, Lyin’ Ted, or I will spill the beans on your wife!”

The Great Leader then posted a Tweet with a picture of Melania and Cruz’s wife side by side. Mrs. Cruz’s picture wasn’t flattering, and it was obvious that The Great Leader had one or more of his flunkies searching for such a photo. The Great Leader then posted the following statement with the two side by side images. 

  • “No need to ‘spill the beans.”
  • “The images are worth a thousand words”

In truth, The Great Leader was mocking Mrs. Cruz and being ugly when compared to his wife Melania.


Moreover, The Great Leader also falsely claimed that Teddy’s Daddy was involved in the assassination of JFK.


Despite making nasty comments about his wife and claiming his Daddy was partially responsible for the assassination of JFK, Teddy the Mama’s Boy has never challenged The Great Leader to a fistfight, boxing match or wrestling match.


Rather than stand up for his wife and Dad, Teddy decided to become a Certified Ass-Kissing Trump Sycophant. In doing so, he is hopeful that The Great Leader will nominate him for a seat on the U.S. Supreme Court if he were to be reelected in November 2020.

  1. Arrogant Ass Award Winner = 1
  2. Bigot Award Winner = 5
  3. Bullshit Award Winner = 9
  4. Humanitarian Award Winner = 2
  5. IHOP (Flip-Flop) Award Winner = 2
  6. Jimmy Swaggart Award = 1
  7. Joseph Goebbels Truth-Teller Award Winner = 3
  8. Liar Award = 4
  9. Lunatic Award Winner = 8
  10. Moron Award Winner = 4
  11. Rodney Dangerfield Award Winner = 3
  12. Screwball Award Winner = 5
  13. Top 10 Congressional Lunatic Award Winners: Top 10 Award Winners
  14. Cleaning up after Sen. Ted Cruz’s latest speech: Art. 95 Dawg Laments   


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