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Donald “Trumporleone” Trump: Today’s “Crybaby Tippy Toe” Award Winner


This isn’t the first award presented to The Great Leader. In the past he has been the subject of 540 awards, 113 opinion pieces and 85 laments. For a list of the prior awards and/or articles, see the items detailed at the end of this article.


After Rep. Jim “Gymmy” Jordan slapped an Industrial Strength Depends Adult Diaper on The Great Leader, he decided to give us a repeat performance of his Crybaby Tippy Toe routine while whining about his loss with the Supreme Court regarding DACA (Deferred Action for Childhood Arrivals) program.


In crying about the Court’s ruling, The Great Leader bawled while saying:

  • “These horrible & politically charged decisions coming out of the Supreme Court are shotgun blasts into the face of people that are proud to call themselves Republicans or Conservatives.” the president tweeted.
  • “We need more Justices or we will lose our 2nd. Amendment & everything else.”
  • “Vote Trump 2020!”

In a lame attempt at levity and as additional proof that he missed is calling as a Standup Comedian, The Great Leader said:


“Do you get the impression that the

Supreme Court doesn’t like me?”


Crying that the Supreme Court doesn’t like him is akin to Rev. Al Sharpton saying that former KKK Grand Dragon David Duke doesn’t’ like him.


In truth, most Americans, especially those with an I.Q. in the high nineties or triple digits don’t like The Great Leader. To be fair, he does well with folks who possess an I.Q. just a tad higher than the legal speed limit in a school zone.


For additional post-election articles re: The Don visit the articles below

  1. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 3 thru 77 Dawg Opinions
  2. Trump’s victims of Draining the Swamp: Art. 78 thru 88 Dawg Opinions
  3. Trump Filling the Swamp: Art. 89 thru 94 Dawg Opinions
  4. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 95 thru 101
  5. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 325 thru 340 Dawg Opinions 
  6. Dawg Laments: Art. 2 thru 87
  7. Ass-Kisser Awards = 8
  8. Bigot/Racist Awards = 20
  9. Bullshit Awards = 72
  10. Chicken Little Awards = 7
  11. Dumbo Awards = 5
  12. Humanitarian Award = 11
  13. IHOP (Flip-Flop) Awards = 4
  14. Liar Awards = 132
  15. Lunatic Awards = 30
  16. Misc. Awards = 99
  17. Misogynist Awards = 3
  18. Moron Awards = 48
  19. Narcissist Awards = 36
  20. Screwball Awards = 12
  21. Rodney Dangerfield Comic Awards = 53


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