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Sean Hannity: Today’s “Chicken Little” Award Winner


This isn’t the first Award presented to Sean. In the past, he has been the recipient of seventy-nine (79) Awards in various categories, the subject of seven (7) opinion pieces. Those awards and opinion pieces can be viewed by going to the listed categories at the end of this article.


During a recent (ca. June 2020) episode of the Sean Hannity Comedy Radio Show, Sean decided to further his as a Chicken Little Sissy by calling for additional military power to be used against the crowds protesting police misconduct as a result of the murder of Floyd Wright in Minneapolis.


After spraying a thick coat of Industrial Strength Booty Fresh on his buttocks for that ultimate protection, Sean went about performing an impression of The Great Leader’s demand for military action to be taken against the protestors. Towards that end, Sean spewed forth the following garbage that was intended to be additional red meat to be digested by his and The Great Leader’s Low I.Q. supporters.

  • “If you have curfews, you enforce them.”
  • “Overwhelming nonlethal force, including every tool at their disposal built around the perimeters and then of course you use what's necessary safely to disperse the crowd. Not brain surgery.”
  • “That would mean tear gas, mace if necessary, rubber bullets.

Sean the Wimpy Sissy continued on by saying:

  • “And by the way, if they needed additional help, the administration has been saying for days they will send the help that they need.”
  • “Now the president, well, he will go in and clean up their mess, just like he handled their lack of preparation for a pandemics as well.”
  • “As Andrew McCarthy pointed out in a recent article, the President has the constitutional authority and power through the National Guard and of course our military. It's called the Insurrection Act.”
  • “He has the full authority to go into these states and restore order which he now must do because they didn't do it.”

Claiming that The Great Leader handled the Governors’ lack of preparation for the Coronavirus pandemic is not only false but is akin to asserting that The Great Leader was personally responsible for the killing of Osama bin Laden.


We can be assured that our 5-time Draft Dodging President will never personally get involved in protecting his country, which is also true of Sean Hannity and his fellow comrades, all of whom are draft dodgers that never served their country during the Vietnam, Iraq or Afghanistan Wars.


Sean reminds me of Dick “Big Dick” Cheney who cheerfully sent of men and women to die in the Iraq war while he obtained at least 4 deferments to avoid serving in the Vietnam War. Put simply, pansies and Mama’s Boys like Sean, The Great Leader and Cheney have not qualms about having your son or daughter die defending the country, but they damn sure wouldn’t allow themselves to so act.

  1. 2012 Golden Globe Award Winner: Best Comedy Series – Academy Award Winners
  2. Ass-Kisser Awards = 31
  3. Trump Brownnoser Award: Ass-Kisser Awards
  4. Bullshit Awards = 7
  5. Chicken Little Awards = 2
  6. Joseph Goebbels Truth-Teller Award Winner = 6
  7. IHOP Flip-Flop Award Winner = 2
  8. Liar Award Winner = 6
  9. Lunatic Award Winner = 2
  10. Miscellaneous Awards = 3
  11. Moron Awards = 5
  12. Rodney Dangerfield Comic Award Winner = 10
  13. Screwball Award Winner = 3
  14. Dawg Opinions: Art. 190-196
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