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Donald “Trumporleone” Trump: announces Superior ability in Several categories


This isn’t the first award presented to The Great Leader. In the past he has been the subject of 534 awards, 111 opinion pieces and 85 laments. For a list of the prior awards and/or articles, see the items detailed at the end of this article.


Since he announced his run for the presidency, The Great Leader has made the following rather laughable statements about his abilities.

  • “Actually, throughout my life, my two greatest assets have been mental stability and being, like, really smart.”
  • “I went to an Ivy League college. I’m a very intelligent person.”
  • “Trust me, I’m like, a smart person, I’m a stable genius.”
  • “I have the best words.”
  • "I know more about ISIS than the generals do.”
  • “Sorry losers and haters, but my I.Q. is one of the highest -and you all know it!”

The above congratulatory (narcissistic) statements would apparently make The Great Leader able to perform as an expert in the following professions.

  • Gynecologist: Experience screwing Porn Star and being Serial Fornicator and Adulterer
  • Proctologist: Experience sticking it up financial investors’ derrieres via numerous bankruptcy filings
  • Spelling Bee Champion: Knows best spelling bee words like shit, stupid, cat, dog and fuck
  • 5 Star Army General: More knowledge than 5 Star Gen. Dwight Eisenhauer because he received 5 deferments to avoid serving in Vietnam War and his time spent in the New York Military Academy

Aren’t we all lucky to have someone with The Great Leader’s unmatched skills in so many fields? Goshes and Gollies and Gee Whillickers, it’s enough to make a feller have an organism.


For additional post-election articles re: The Don visit the articles below

  1. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 3 thru 75 Dawg Opinions
  2. Trump’s victims of Draining the Swamp: Art. 76 thru 86 Dawg Opinions
  3. Trump Filling the Swamp: Art. 87 thru 92 Dawg Opinions
  4. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 93 thru 99
  5. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 323 thru 338 Dawg Opinions 
  6. Dawg Laments: Art. 2 thru 87
  7. Ass-Kisser Awards = 8
  8. Bigot/Racist Awards = 20
  9. Bullshit Awards = 72
  10. Chicken Little Awards = 7
  11. Dumbo Awards = 5
  12. Humanitarian Award = 11
  13. IHOP (Flip-Flop) Awards = 3
  14. Liar Awards = 132
  15. Lunatic Awards = 29
  16. Misc. Awards = 95
  17. Misogynist Awards = 3
  18. Moron Awards = 48
  19. Narcissist Awards = 37
  20. Screwball Awards = 12
  21. Rodney Dangerfield Comic Awards = 52
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