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Donald “Small Hands Donnie” Trump threatens to divorce Fox News

 

This isn’t the first award presented to The Great Leader. In the past he has been the subject of 534 awards, 111 opinion pieces and 85 laments. For a list of the prior awards and/or articles, see the items detailed at the end of this article.

 

Over the past few weeks (ca. April thru May 2020), The Great Leader has gone on the attack against the Fox News Comedy Network for reporting on his incompetence regarding the Coronavirus pandemic, polls showing he trails Joe Biden by double digits and by pointing out his outright lies and/or fabrications.

 

The mere fact that Fox would have the chutzpah to go on the air with anything that was not complimentary of The Great Leader and/or defamed Joe Biden and the Democrats does not sit well with him. He fully expected that Fox would continue to act as his personal news agency and lapdog in assisting him in his reelection bid.

 

In contemplation of filing a divorce action against Fox, it is rumored that he is considering hiring one or more of the following legal stalwarts to assure he is victorious.

  • F. Lee Bailey: Boston University School of Law (O.J. Simpson defense team – disbarred in 2014)
  • Former Illinois Gov. Rod Blagojevich: Pepperdine University School of Law (convicted felon)
  • Paul Bergin: Nova Southeastern School of Law (serving life for setting up witnesses to be murdered before they could testify against his clients and for operating real-estate scam that defrauded lenders of over $1 million)
  • Marc Drier: Harvard School of Law (sentenced to 20 years for creating bogus documents to defraud clients and hedge funds out of $400 million)

An additional unreliable and anonymous source indicated that The Great Leader is going to order Bill Barr to appoint one of the Judicial Giants listed below to preside over the divorce matter.

  • Former federal judge Samuel Kent of Texas: sentenced to 33 months in prison for assaulting two women, obstructing justice and lying to a judicial panel
  • Former federal judge Thomas J. Porteus impeached for routinely asking for cash and gifts from lawyers appearing before in part to pay for his $150,000 credit card debt and for committing perjury

With this list of esteemed legal minds and Ethical Giants representing The Great Leader, Fox may well want to consider either settling by granting the divorce or by hiring a group of attorneys that are intellectually and ethically superior to the members of The Great Leaders team.

 

For additional post-election articles re: The Don visit the articles below

  1. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 3 thru 75 Dawg Opinions
  2. Trump’s victims of Draining the Swamp: Art. 76 thru 86 Dawg Opinions
  3. Trump Filling the Swamp: Art. 87 thru 92 Dawg Opinions
  4. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 93 thru 99
  5. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 323 thru 338 Dawg Opinions 
  6. Dawg Laments: Art. 2 thru 87
  7. Ass-Kisser Awards = 8
  8. Bigot/Racist Awards = 20
  9. Bullshit Awards = 72
  10. Chicken Little Awards = 7
  11. Dumbo Awards = 5
  12. Humanitarian Award = 11
  13. IHOP (Flip-Flop) Awards = 3
  14. Liar Awards = 132
  15. Lunatic Awards = 29
  16. Misc. Awards = 95
  17. Misogynist Awards = 3
  18. Moron Awards = 48
  19. Narcissist Awards = 37
  20. Screwball Awards = 12
  21. Rodney Dangerfield Comic Awards = 52

 

 
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