Attorney Brett Tollman of Draper, UT: Today’s “Michael Flynn Ass-Kisser” 

Award Winner

The state of Utah provided Brett L. Tollman with a law license in 1998 after he graduated from Brigham Young University (BYU) School of Law.

The State Bar Court found Montie guilty of engaging in the following misconduct.

FYI: Brett had his significant snout firmly planted in the public trough for the first eleven years (ca. 1998 through 2009). Apparently, no self-respecting law firm in the greater Salt Lake City area was about to offer Brett a good paying job.

From 2006 thru 2009, Bret was the U.S. Attorney for Utah. Shortly after U.S. Judge Emmet Sullivan of the District of Columbia announced that he was seeking outside briefing regarding Attorney General Bill Barr’s obscene motion to undo the guilty pleas of Mikey Flynn, Bret decided to get in on the act of attacking Judge Sullivan.

Prior to commenting on Judge Sullivan, Bret applied a thick coat of Industrial Strength Boudreaux’s Butt Paste for that ultimate protection and then went on to say the following while being interviewed by the comedians on the Fox & Friends Comedy Show.

This is an outrageous decision by a judge who’s now placed himself into that, you know, awful category of an activist who’s willing to set aside rules, set aside ethics, set aside precedent, and just go in a direction because he is politically motivated to do so."

The only ethics being set aside here are those of Bret and his comrades Attorney General Bill Barr and The Great Leader Donald “Trumporleone” Trump.

Furthermore, there is no dispute that Flynn lied to the FBI and admitted to doing so “under oath” when he appeared before Judge Sullivan. The lie Flynn told related to his conversations with Russian Ambassador Sergey Kislyak about sanctions imposed upon Russia for interfering in the 2016 presidential election.

Bret and those of his ilk (FYI Rufus, ILK isn’t a female ELK) are committed to telling 

any lies in order to gain favor with The Great Leader. I’m confident that Bret is aiming to be nominated by The Great Leader for a seat on a Federal Appellate Court or even better on the U.S. Supreme Court if a vacancy occurs.

Hopefully, one of Mike Flynn’s lapdog Sycophants like Sean Hannity or Rush Limbaugh have taken affirmative steps to assure that Bret is reimbursed for the costs he incurred in his initial purchase of a large jar of Industrial Strength Boudreaux’s Butt Paste.