Trump “Small Hands Donnie: Today’s “Monumental Moron” Award Winner

This is not the first award presented to The Great Leader. In the past he has been the subject of 605 awards, 111 opinion pieces and 80 laments. For a list of the prior awards and/or articles, see the items detailed at the end of this article.

Small Hands Donnie went on a Twitter rampage by attacking his state-sponsored official propaganda outlet, the Fox News Comedy Network.

During a recent (ca. April 2020) interview with Reuters, Small Hands Donnie was questioned about polls that show he is losing to former Vice President Joe Biden.

After lathering up his severely chapped lips with a tube of Industrial Strength Chapstick, Small Hands Donnie made the following moronic statements.

• “I don’t believe the polls.”
• “I believe the people of this country are smart.”
• “And I don’t think that they will put a man in who’s incompetent.”

Unfortunately, the people in this country did put a man in who was an “incompetent” A-hole in 2016. And if they are smart, they will not do it again by reelecting Small Hands Donnie.

Small Hands Donnie went on to assert that the upcoming election would be a referendum on his actions and response to the Coronavirus pandemic. He then went on to make the following laughable comments.

• “I think it’s a referendum on a lot of things.”
• “I think it’s going to be a referendum on all the things we’ve done and certainly this will be a part of it, but we’ve done a great job.”

Stating he and his comrades have “done a great job” in handling the Coronavirus is akin to former coach Rod Marinelli of the Detroit Lions claiming he did a great coaching job in 2008 when the Lions went 0-16.

For additional post-election articles re: The Don visit the articles below

1. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 3 thru 75 Dawg Opinions
2. Trump’s victims of Draining the Swamp: Art. 76 thru 86 Dawg Opinions
3. Trump Filling the Swamp: Art. 87 thru 92 Dawg Opinions
4. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 93 thru 99
5. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 323 thru 338 Dawg Opinions 
6. Dawg Laments: Art. 2 thru 87
7. Ass-Kisser Awards = 8
8. Bigot/Racist Awards = 16
9. Bullshit Awards = 74
10. Chicken Little Awards = 7
11. Dumbo Awards = 5
12. Humanitarian Award = 11
13. IHOP (Flip-Flop) Awards = 3
14. Liar Awards = 132
15. Lunatic Awards = 27
16. Misc. Awards = 88
17. Misogynist Awards = 3
18. Moron Awards = 45
19. Narcissist Awards = 37
20. Screwball Awards = 12
21. Rodney Dangerfield Comic Awards = 52