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Trump “Small Hands Donnie” recommends Coffee Enemas as Coronavirus Cure


This is not the first award presented to The Great Leader. In the past he has been the subject of 520 awards, 111 opinion pieces and 85 laments. For a list of the prior awards and/or articles, see the items detailed at the end of this article.


In addition to offering injections of Lysol or some other disinfectant as a cure for the Coronavirus pandemic, The Great Leader is also considering other remedies that have been offered to him by renown physicians like Sean Hannity.


Several unreliable and anonymous sources indicated that The Great Leader is in the process of issuing an executive order to have testing to be done to see how effective Coffee Enemas will have on treating Coronavirus.


Towards that end, these unreliable sources stated that The Great Leader’s order would contain some of the following instructions.

  • Only Coffee Beans from Brazil will be allowed
  • Starbucks would be provided with exclusive rights to sell the enemas provided that the product would be limited to either Nitro Cold Brew with Sweet Cream or Vanilla Sweet Cream Cold Brew
  • Starbucks would be required to use Medium Roast beans
  • Peet’s Coffee would be named as a backup to Starbucks if it were unable to keep up with demand

Costs for each Coffee Enema would be $750 with 75% of the costs being provided to the Donald Trump Family Criminal Defense Fund, 15% for the costs of cleanups and the other 10% to cover Starbucks costs.


For additional post-election articles re: The Don visit the articles below 

  1. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 3 thru 75 Dawg Opinions
  2. Trump’s victims of Draining the Swamp: Art. 76 thru 86 Dawg Opinions
  3. Trump Filling the Swamp: Art. 87 thru 92 Dawg Opinions
  4. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 93 thru 99
  5. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 323 thru 338 Dawg Opinions 
  6. Dawg Laments: Art. 2 thru 87
  7. Ass-Kisser Awards = 8
  8. Bigot/Racist Awards = 16
  9. Bullshit Awards = 74
  10. Chicken Little Awards = 7
  11. Dumbo Awards = 5
  12. Humanitarian Award = 11
  13. IHOP (Flip-Flop) Awards = 3
  14. Liar Awards = 132
  15. Lunatic Awards = 27
  16. Misc. Awards = 88
  17. Misogynist Awards = 3
  18. Moron Awards = 45
  19. Narcissist Awards = 37
  20. Screwball Awards = 12
  21. Rodney Dangerfield Comic Awards = 52
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