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Glenn Beck: Today’s “Humanitarian” Award Winner


This is not the first Award presented to Glenn. In the past, he has been the recipient of forty-seven (47) Awards in various categories and the subject of six (6) opinion pieces. Those awards opinion pieces are listed at the end of this article and can be viewed by going to the listed categories.


In an effort to ingratiate himself with Donald “Trumporleone” Trump and various right-wing loons like himself, Glenn decided to jump on the Trump bandwagon in seeking to reopen the economy in spite of the medical advice to continue with social distancing regarding the ongoing Coronavirus pandemic.


After applying a thick coat of Industrial Strength Boudreaux’s Butt Paste for that ultimate protection, Glenn decided to prove his undying loyalty to Donald “Small Hands Donnie” Trump by jumping on the “let us reopen the economy” pandemic by spewing forth the following humanitarian comments.  

  • “I would rather have my children stay home and all of us who are over 50 go in and keep this economy going and working.”
  • “Even if we all get sick, I’d rather die than kill the country.”

Since Glenn wants to die rather than see the economy take a hit, then maybe he should have one those Trumpsters who are protesting at the Ohio State Capitol carrying an AR-15 assault rifle shoot his dumb ass. After all, since he’s 56-years-old (DOB 1964) he’s been around long enough, right?


Of course, it should be obvious to anyone with an I.Q. in triple digits that Glenn is not about to take any steps that would or could possibly cause him to contract the Coronavirus since this Chicken Shit Loser surely doesn’t want to die.


And lastly, one thing for sure about Glenn’s “let them die” routine is that he is more than happy to see someone else die especially if they are a registered Democrat or a resident of a so-called Blue State.

  1. 2017 Oscar: Best Fake News Performer: Award Winners
  2. 2015 “Lunatic” Award Winner: Glenn Beck: Top Ten Awards
  3. Ass-Kisser Award Winner = 1
  4. Bigot Award Winner = 1
  5. Bullshit Award Winner = 9
  6. Dumbo Award Winner = 1
  7. IHOP (Flip-Flop) Award Winner = 1
  8. Joseph Goebbels Truth-Teller Award Winner = 2
  9. Lunatic Award Winner = 8
  10. Misc. Awards = 1
  11. Moron Award Winner = 1
  12. Screwball Award Winner = 8
  13. Rodney Dangerfield Award Winner = 12
  14. Glenn Beck demented opportunist, certified sissy, moron coward: Art.126 Dawg Opinions
  15. Glenn Beck sez he may be going blind: Art.127 Dawg Opinions
  16. Are advertisers justified in fleeing Glenn Beck’s reliable newscasts? – Art.128 Dawg Opinions
  17. Glenn Beck sez his “hero” is Rush Limbaugh: Dawg Opinions Art. 129
  18. What is a Compassionate Conservative? Dawg Opinions Art. 150
  19. Conservative Talk Show Hosts – Super American Patriots (SAPS): Dawg Opinions Art. 151
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