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Donald “Trumporleone” Trump: Today’s “Godfather” Award Winner

 

This isn’t the first award presented to The Great Leader. In the past he has been the subject of 476 awards, 115 opinion pieces and 61 laments. For a list of the prior awards and/or articles, see the items detailed at the end of this article.

 

To leave no doubt that not only is he the country’s Godfather (Patrino) and “Boss of Bosses” (capo di tutti i capi), The Great Leader recently (ca. April 13, 2020) went on national TV to confirm his exalted status as it relates to the ongoing Coronavirus pandemic and his powers to oversee the matter.

 

The Don’s powers as the “Boss of Bosses” is in keeping with the powers of those Bosses and mentors who preceded him like Salvatore “Little Caesar” Maranzano after he won the Castellammarese War and set himself up as boss of all bosses.

 

Prior to making the “I’m the Boss of all Bosses” pronouncements, The Don held a closed-door meeting with several trusted underling advisors, several of which are listed below.

  • Former Luchese Family Underboss: Anthony “Gaspipe” Casso
  • Genovese Mafia Family Caporegime: John “Johnny Sausage” Barbato
  • Kansas City Mafia Family Boss: John “Johnny Joe” Sciortino
  • Former Genovese Mafia Family Underboss: Salvatore “Sammy the Bull” Gravano
  • Bonanno Mafia Family Caporegime: Anthony "Whack-Whack" Indelicato
  • Luchese Mafia Family Caporegime: George “Georgie Neck” Zappola

It was only after a sit-down with the esteemed figures mentioned above that The Don determined that there was no question that he was the capo di tutti i capi (Boss of Bosses).

 

In fact, to assure he was getting good advice, The Don ordered Underboss Mike “The Lapdog” Pence to setup a séance with five trusted equals to assure the advice he had received was sound. The members of the séance are as follows.

  • Gambino Mafia Family Boss: Albert “Mad Hatter” Anastasia
  • Columbo Mafia Family Boss: Carmine “The Snake” Persico
  • Genovese Mafia Family Boss: Vincent “Vinnie the Chin” Gigante
  • Chicago Mafia Family Boss: Tony “Joe Batters” Accardo

With the expert advice from the business luminaries and legal minds named above, The Don felt quite comfortable in claiming to be America’s capo di tutti i capi (Boss of Bosses).

 

In establishing his unquestioned authority, The Don made the following pronouncements meant to assure everyone that his powers are supreme and cannot be questioned by anyone in relaxing or eliminating safe distance and stay-at-home directives.

  • "Let me just say, very simply, I will put it very simply -- the president of the United States has the authority to do what the president has the authority to do which is very powerful.”
  • “The president of the United States calls the shots."
  • “They [Governors] can’t do anything without the approval of the president of the United States.”

When The Don was asked to cite the provisions in the Constitution that gave him power to overrule the states if their governors chose to remain closed, he said:

  • “Numerous provisions.” (mostly found in Mad Magazine)
  • “When somebody’s the president of the United States, the authority is total.”
  • "When somebody is the president of the United States, the authority is total.”
  • “And that's the way it's got to be."

To punish those like NY Gov. Cuomo who have questioned his singular authority, The Don has ordered that his underboss Mike “The Lapdog” Pence and his Chief Enforcer “Sean “Whack Whack” Hannity take appropriate steps to assure compliance when he orders everyone back to work.

 

For additional post-election articles re: The Don visit the articles below

  1. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 3 thru 75 Dawg Opinions
  2. Trump’s victims of Draining the Swamp: Art. 76 thru 86 Dawg Opinions
  3. Trump Filling the Swamp: Art. 87 thru 92 Dawg Opinions
  4. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 93 thru 99
  5. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 323 thru 338 Dawg Opinions 
  6. Dawg Laments: Art. 1 thru 80
  7. Ass-Kisser Awards = 8
  8. Bigot/Racist Awards = 16
  9. Bullshit Awards = 74
  10. Chicken Little Awards = 7
  11. Dumbo Awards = 4
  12. Humanitarian Award = 11
  13. IHOP (Flip-Flop) Awards = 3
  14. Liar Awards = 131
  15. Lunatic Awards = 27
  16. Misc. Awards = 77
  17. Misogynist Awards = 3
  18. Moron Awards = 45
  19. Narcissist Awards = 36
  20. Screwball Awards = 12
  21. Rodney Dangerfield Comic Awards = 52

 

 
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