Rush Limbaugh: Today’s “Nauseating Lunatic” Award Winner

This isn’t the first Award presented to Rush. In the past, he has been the recipient of thirty-one (31) Awards in various categories and the subject of four (4) opinion pieces. Those awards and opinion pieces are listed at the end of this article and can be viewed by going to the listed categories.

During a recent (ca. April 2020) episode of his daily comedy show, Rush decided to once again prove that he is one of The Great Leader’s most reliable and loyal Ass-Kissing Sycophants. In this instance, Rush decided to attack the Democrats while expressing his loony views about the cause and/or effects of the Coronavirus pandemic.

After he applied a thick coat of Industrial Strength Boudreaux’s Butt Paste for that ultimate protection, Rush made the following asinine statements (is there another kind for Rush?) to appease his low I.Q. followers.

• “You’re the only person I know who thinks it’s happening without the cooperation of the Democrat Party, however.”
• “Most people tell me they think the American left is the worldwide Communist Party now, and that they are willingly subverting this economy and destroying it, for the purposes of eliminating and wiping out capitalism.”
• “And whether that’s happening of — whether that’s the design or not, that is happening.”
• “This economy is being shut down. That’s why this is not sustainable.”

Just like his boyfriend The Great Leader, Rush begins a sentence with “Most people tell me,” however, he along with his boyfriend never name any of these “people.” And the reason neither of them do is because no such people exist.

Sadly, a good number of people, limited to supporters/followers of The Great Leader and Limbaugh believe this crap despite never receiving any evidence that the “people told me”, “I’ve heard from lots of people” is true.

I wonder how women who support The Great Leader would respond to the following facts involving their spouses and the ensuing conversation.

WIFE:

“Why are you so late coming home from work?” (actually, at a strip joint)

HUSBAND:

“There was a big brawl outside in the parking lot and I couldn’t get to my car for a couple of hours.”

WIFE:

“Was everyone else at your office stuck in the parking lot?”

HUSBAND:

“A lot of people were honey.”

WIFE:

“Who were some of the people?”

Phone line goes dead while the husband contemplates what kind of BS he’s going to have to give to his wife when he gets home to cover his fanny for lying to her.

1. Ass-Kisser Award Winner = 3
2. Bigot/Racist Award Winner = 3
3. Bullshit Award Winner = 6
4. Homophobe Award Winner = 1
5. Joseph Goebbels Truth-Teller Award Winner = 2
6. Lunatic Award Winner = 2
7. Misogynist Award Winner = 3
8. Moron Award Winner = 3
9. Narcissist Award Winner = 2
10. Pervert Award Winner = 1
11. Rodney Dangerfield Award Winner = 3
12. Screwball Award Winner = 2
13. Rush croons “Mitt the Magic Mormon” – Art. 211 Dawg Opinions
14. Rush Limbaugh blames Robin Williams’ suicide on leftist political views – Art. 212 Dawg Opinions 
15. Rush “The Doper” Limbaugh: American Hero – Art. 213 Dawg Opinions
16. Rush Limbaugh: bigoted buffoon, certified idiot – Art. 214 Dawg Opinions