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Rush Limbaugh: Today’s “Puke Bag Trump Ass-Kisser” Award
This isn’t the first Award presented to Rush. In the past, he has been the recipient of thirty-one (31) Awards in various categories and the subject of five (5) opinion pieces. Those awards and opinion pieces are listed at the end of this article and can be viewed by going to the listed categories.
During a recent (ca. March 2020) episode of his daily comedy show, Rush decided to once again prove that he is one of The Great Leader’s most reliable and loyal Ass-Kissing Sycophants.
Towards that end and only after applying a thick coat of Industrial Strength Boudreaux’s Butt Paste for that ultimate protection, Rush spewed forth the following slobbering crap about his beau The Great Leader and his so-called handling of the Coronavirus pandemic as additional red meat to be digested by his low I.Q. followers.
Saying The Great Leader has a history of solving problems is laughable at best. This loser was personally responsible for filing at least five (5) bankruptcies due to his inability to “solve problems.” Additionally, saying The Great Leader is someone with “expert class” is akin to arguing that Jeffrey Dahmer exerted “expert class” in his dietary decisions. (hear tell Dahmer’s Rump Roast recipe was out of this world)
Limbaugh continued with his ass-kissing routine by saying:
So, now we have Dr. Limbaugh questioning the bona fides of Dr. Anthony Fauci director of the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases (NIAID) since 1984. Apparently, Dr. Limbaugh and Dr. Trump are much more qualified to deal with and eradicating the Coronavirus pandemic.
Dr. Fauci is a graduate of the Columbia Medical School. Dr. Limbaugh dropped out after two semesters in possibly seeking a Bachelor of Science in Nursing (BSN) at Southeast Missouri State University. Dr. Trump apparently enrolled in a First Aid course at Fordham University in New York.
I suppose that Dr. Limbaugh would argue that The Great Leader is also qualified to be employed as a:
Claiming that The Great Leader’s expertise in dealing with a pandemic is far superior than that of Dr. Fauci doesn’t pass the involuntary laugh test.
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