► Sen. Ron Johnson (R-WI): Today’s “Puke Bag Trump Ass-Kisser” Award Winner Print E-mail
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Sen. Ron Johnson (R-WI): Today’s “Puke Bag Trump Ass-Kisser” Award Winner


This isn’t the first Award presented to Ronnie. In the past, he has been the recipient of ten (10) Awards in various categories. Those awards are listed at the end of this article and can be viewed by going to the listed categories.


Ronnie is a card-carrying member of the Donald Trump Sycophants Ass-Kisser Club. It is painfully clear that old Ronnie is going to require double knee replacement surgery soon due to the amount of time he has spent on his knees genuflecting in The Great Leader’s honor and/or kissing his substantial ass.


In this instance, Ronnie decided he would act as a member of The Great Leader’s Lead Criminal Defense Team by announcing he was going to issue one or more subpoenas to investigate Joe Biden’s son and the Ukrainian gas company Burisma.


After being outed by Sen. Gary Peters of Michigan, the ranking member on the Senate Homeland Security and Governmental Affairs Committee for his rank political posturing on behalf of The Great Leader, Ronnie had the chutzpah to defend his ass-kissing by saying:

  • "We have conducted our investigations methodically, responsibly, and largely out of public view."
  • "We have gone to great lengths to receive briefings and review and verify all information received by the Committee before making any of it public."

Anyone with an I.Q. in excess of the legal speed limit in a school zone knows for a fact that Ronnie is acting as a shill for The Great Leader in his ongoing effort to smear Joe Biden. It is The Great Leader’s obvious fear of Biden in attempting to extort concessions from the president of Ukraine that led to his impeachment. He has now decided to leave the dirty work to Ronnie and those of his ilk in the Senate.


The sole purpose of having Ronnie conduct a useless investigation of Biden’s son is to allow The Great Leader can announce to the voters that Joe Biden is currently undergoing an investigation by the U.S. Senate involving corruption involving him and his son Hunter. Trust me folks, nothing will come of the investigation because Ronnie and his boss The Great Leader will make sure it remains as an ongoing investigation up to the time of the election in November 2020.


It is indeed a sad commentary on the voters of Wisconsin that they’d vote to have a disgusting Ass-Kissing Sycophant like Ronnie to represent them in the United States Senate.

  1. Ass-Kisser Award Winner = 2
  2. Chicken Little Award Winner = 1
  3. Dumbo Award Winner = 1
  4. Humanitarian Award Winner = 1
  5. Joseph Goebbels Truth-Teller Award Winner = 1
  6. Liar Award Winner = 1
  7. Rodney Dangerfield Comic Award Winner =1
  8. Screwball Award Winner = 2



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