Rep. Ben Cline (R-VA): Today’s “Moronic Trump Ass-Kisser” Award

FYI:  Benny is another in a long list of loser attorneys that decided to go into politics after learning how difficult it was to earn a dishonest living practicing law after he graduated from the University of Richmond School of Law in 2007. Therefore, he decided to go into the second most ethical profession (used car salesman No. 1), politics.

Benny succeeded in duping the voters in the greater Rockbridge County area into electing him as their representative in the U.S. House of Representatives in November 2018.

It should be noted that Benny has had his significant snout firmly implanted in the public trough for the past eighteen (18) years. Apparently, no self-respecting law firm in the Rockbridge County area was about to offer him a good paying job.

To further ingratiate himself with The Great Leader by Kissing his Substantial Derriere, Benny made the following asinine statements about the impeachment process, but only after applying a thick coat of Industrial Strength Boudreaux’s Butt Paste for that ultimate protection. Glenn then made the following laughable statements in support of his newfound beau The Great Leader regarding the ongoing impeachment process.

• “We the People who decide president not we the Judiciary” [House Judiciary Committee]
• “We have no proof of misconduct by the President”
• “Hearsay, shameful hijacking of our constitution”
• “Finally achieve what they [Democrats couldn’t get at ballot box]

If Benny continues to spend an inordinate amount of time on his knees kissing The Great Leader’s significant derriere, he will likely be a candidate for double knee replacement surgery.

As we speak (ca. March 2020), Benny continues to allegedly serve the interests of his constituents in the Rockbridge County area, although there’s always a chance they’ll send him packing along with his newfound beau The Great Leader on November 3, 2020.