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Dr. Devin Nunes (R-CA): Today’s “Quack Moron” Award Winner
To provide support to Donald “Trumporleone” Trump, Dr. Nunes decided to play down the necessity for folks to not gather in one place to limit further outbreaks of Coronavirus. Towards that end, Dr. Nunes appeared on the Fox News Comedy Network and engaged in the following back and forth with Fox comedian Maria Bartiromo.
MARIA: “I want to get into, really, your investigation into China, which goes back years, which you and I have spoken about in the past.” “But first, give us your take on the administration's response to coronavirus.” DEVIN: “There is no reason, Maria, for the American people to be running to the grocery store, to buy 27 packs of toilet paper. OK?” “There's no shortage of toilet paper, no shortage of food, OK? And that's coming from someone who -- we want you to buy food, OK?” MARIA: “Right, I understand.” DEVIN: “But I will just say, one of the things you can do -- if you're healthy, you and your family, it's a great time to just go out, go to a local restaurant.” MARIA: “Understood.” DEVIN: “Yeah, just don't run to the grocery store and buy, you know, $4,000 of food.” MARIA: “Right, they're cleaning off the shelves.” DEVIN: “Go, you know, go to your local pub, yeah.”
So, here we have Dr. Quack Quack advising his patients (constituents) in the greater Fresno area to take their family to a restaurant or go to a PUB to ostensibly down a few shots of Bushmills Irish Whiskey and/or a few bottles of Guinness. I’m sure he’s advised everyone to avoid ordering a bottle of Corona.
Dr. Quack Quack’s dinging and boozing advice flies in the face of states like California, Ohio, Illinois, Massachusetts, Washington ordering the closing of all bars and restaurants. Likewise, New York City has ordered the closing of all restaurants and bars. Obviously, Dr. Quack Quack has a better understanding of the health hazards associated with dining out then state public health officials do.
The good folks in the greater Fresno area are very lucky to be represented by someone who is the preeminent expert on infectious diseases and ways to prevent further cases from popping up.
To show their gratitude, maybe Fresno residents should pool their funds in order to pay the costs of providing Dr. Quack Quack with a free colonoscopy performed by an amateur proctologist.
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