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Sen. Ron Johnson (R-WI): Today’s “Trump Ass-Kisser” Award Winner


This isn’t the first Award presented to Ronnie. In the past, he has been the recipient of ten (10) Awards in various categories. Those awards are listed at the end of this article and can be viewed by going to the listed categories.


Ronnie is a card-carrying member of the Donald Trump Sycophants Ass-Kisser Club. It is painfully clear that old Ronnie is going to require double knee replacement surgery soon due to the amount of time he has spent on his knees genuflecting in The Great Leader’s honor and/or kissing his substantial ass.


During a recent (ca. March 2020) episode of the Sean Hannity Comedy Radio Show, Ronnie decided to further his status as a Trump Sycophant, Apologist and Ass-Kisser. In this instance, Sean praised Johnson for moving forward with a sham investigation of Joe Biden’s son Hunter, a subject that led to The Great Leader’s recent impeachment. Towards that end, the following hyperbolic (BS) conversation took place between Sean and Johnson.


Towards that end, and only after applying a thick coat of Industrial Strength Boudreaux’s Butt Paste for that ultimate protectionRonnie spewed forth the following crap while engaged in a discussion with fellow Trump Ass-Kisser Sean Hannity.



“I applaud your efforts. I have a very hard time understanding, how is it possible the phone call with Donald Trump became that big a deal and everyone that made it a big deal ignores this situation?”


“Well, you know the answer. The mainstream media is basically part and parcel of the Democrat Party and the radical left.”

“And, of course, the bias of the media is revealed far more in what they're not interested in, what they don't report on, versus the very overt bias in what they do report on.”

“So that's what conservatives have always been battling, Sean.”

“And it's not going to stop, it's just a given, and so that's why we need to be pretty tenacious ourselves in sticking up for what we value, liberty, freedom, free market systems.”


What in the hell does “value, liberty, freedom and fee markets” have to do with Joe Biden’s son and his work in Ukraine for gas company Burisma? Of course, it has nothing to do with any of Johnson’s bullshit claims. In truth, Johnson is nothing more than a shill for The Great Leader who is more than happy to assume the position so that he can continue to kiss The Great Leader’s substantial derriere.


The laughable conversation continued as follows.



“Well to me, could it be any more clear? You're not getting the billion unless you fire the prosecutor.”

“Prosecutor now three times, three separate interviews, said I was fired because of Joe.”

“We know the prosecutor said he was investigating Hunter Biden and Burisma holdings.”

“And I don't know any company in the world, senator, that would pay somebody millions of dollars that has zero experience with the country, zero experience with oil, gas, or energy. Why would that ever happen? It doesn't happen.”


“Well, and of course, the whole issue here is the Vice President Biden -- and by the way I like Joe, I have a great deal of sympathy for the tragedies he's experienced in his life, but he hasn't ever been pressed to answer these questions. And they're legitimate questions.”

“And the American people have a right to know.”

“And I've said this repeatedly, our oversight is not targeting Joe and Hunter Biden. But they made themselves central to the story.”


For Johnson to say he likes Joe and that the American people have a right to know about this sham BS, doesn’t pass the involuntary laugh test. In truth, Ronnie is an incompetent and ignorant Trump Stooge who is willing to do anything to promote The Great Leader.

  1. Ass-Kisser Award Winner = 2
  2. Chicken Little Award Winner = 1
  3. Dumbo Award Winner = 1
  4. Humanitarian Award Winner = 1
  5. Joseph Goebbels Truth-Teller Award Winner = 1
  6. Liar Award Winner = 1
  7. Rodney Dangerfield Comic Award Winner =1
  8. Screwball Award Winner = 2

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