Sean Hannity: Today’s “Puke Bag Liar” Award Winner

This isn’t the first Award presented to Sean. In the past, he has been the recipient of seventy- (77) Awards in various categories, the subject of seven (7) opinion pieces. Those awards and opinion pieces can be viewed by going to the listed categories at the end of this article.

During a recent (ca. February 2020) episode of the Sean Hannity Comedy Radio Show, Sean decided to further his status as a Roger Stone Stooge, Sycophant, Apologist and Ass-Kisser. In this instance, Sean feigned outrage at the sentence recommendations of the prosecutors in the Stone prosecution that he be imprisoned for 7 to 9 years, which was well within federal sentencing guidelines.

Towards that end, and only after applying a thick coat of Industrial Strength Boudreaux’s Butt Paste for that ultimate protection, Sean spewed forth the following crap to be digested as red meat by his intellectually deprived followers.

• “If Julian Assange was aggressively targeted for publishing material, where are the charges for Hillary Clinton?
• “The fact that Hillary Clinton paid for Russian lies to influence the election. How come she's not being arrested?”
• “How come she's not having charges brought up on her? This is lack of equal justice under the law.”
• “The question remains, okay, if Julian Assange is aggressively targeting for publishing material, where are the charges for Hillary Clinton who paid for Russian lies and colluded with Russia and paid for the Russian lies and used it in the 2016 campaign?”

The following undisputed facts further prove that Sean is a Demented Liar and Serial Trump Sycophant.

• The Great Leader was elected as president on November 8, 2016.
• The Steele dossier was published in full by BuzzFeed News on January 10, 2017

Without wasting a lot of time googling calendars for 2016 and 2017, I was able to determine that January 10, 2017 came “after” November 8, 2016.

It is painfully clear that after The Great Leader is hopefully defeated in November 2020 that Sean will require double knee replacement surgery for the exorbitant amount of time, he’s spent on his knees kissing Trump’s substantial ass.

And lastly, when can we expect Sean to credit The Great Leader for causing the demise of the Ottoman Empire?

1. 2012 Golden Globe Award Winner: Best Comedy Series – Academy Award Winners
2. Ass-Kisser Awards = 28
3. Bullshit Awards = 7
4. Chicken Little Awards = 2
5. Joseph Goebbels Truth-Teller Award Winner = 6
6. IHOP Flip-Flop Award Winner = 2
7. Liar Award Winner = 5
8. Lunatic Award Winner = 1
9. Miscellaneous Awards = 2
10. Moron Awards = 7
11. Rodney Dangerfield Comic Award Winner = 8
12. Screwball Award Winner = 3
13. Dawg Opinions: Art. 190-196