Donald “Trumporleone” Trump to announce pardons of additional American Patriots

Several unreliable and anonymous sources have indicated that The Great Leader is in the process of making an announcement to issue pardons to his past friend and associates, both living and posthumous. These pardons will be in addition to the ones he announced on February 18, 2020 that included Great American Super Patriots and Ethical Giants like former Illinois Gov. Rod Blagojevich.

The Great Leader’s list of deserving pardon candidates are as follows.

• Tony “Big Tuna” Arcardo: Chicago Crime Family Boss (posthumous)
• Louis “Louie Ha Ha” Attanasio: Bonanno Family Capo
• Joseph “The Animal” Barboza: Patriarca crime family hitman (posthumous
• Jeffrey “The Gourmet” Dahmer: Famous Rump Roast Recipe (posthumous)
• Anthony “Tony the Animal” Fiato: LA crime family hitman
• Salvatore "Sammy the Bull" Gravano: John Gotti’s underboss
• Venero “Benny Eggs” Mangano: Genovese Family Underboss (posthumous)
• Tommy “Tommy Karate” Pitera: Bonanno crime family hitman

A ceremony for the presentation of the pardons will be held everyone other than Dahmer will be held at the Trump DC Hotel. Dahmer’s pardon ceremony will be held at the Carving Station Buffett at 720 US Highway 1 in West Palm Beach, Florida, which is about 10 miles from The Great Leader’s Mar-a-Lago Resort.

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