Sean Hannity: Today’s “Puke Bag Moron” Award Winner

This isn’t the first Award presented to Sean. In the past, he has been the recipient of seventy-eight (78) Awards in various categories, the subject of seven (7) opinion pieces. Those awards and opinion pieces can be viewed by going to the listed categories at the end of this article.

During a recent (ca. February 2020) episode of the Sean Hannity Comedy Radio Show, Sean decided to further prove that he’s a Lying Loon, Sycophantic Trump Ass-Kisser and Stupefying Moron.

In this instance, Sean decided to falsely claim something was amiss when the Justice Department announced it was not going to pursue any criminal charges against former Deputy FBI Director Andrew McCabe. Towards that end, and only after spraying a thick coat of “Booty Fresh” for the ultimate protection, Sean made the following statements to be digested by his low I.Q. followers.

• “There is something massive that is underway that we don't know about.”
• “I am being told by people (3 Stooges via a séance) that I trust that something bigger is in play.”

Sean continued with his laughable rant by saying.

“Apparently in America only conservatives get prosecuted, because these deep state operatives have not been held to account to this point.”

Yeah, Sean Baby no liberals have ever been prosecuted for engaging in wrongdoing. Below is a short list of Democrats that were criminally prosecuted which renders Sean’s statement patently false.

• Federal Judge Thomas Porteous: convicted of bribery and lying to Congress
• Rep. Chaka Fattah (D-PA: convicted on 23 counts of racketeering, fraud, and other corruption charges
• Corrine Brown (D-FL): convicted on 18 felony counts of wire and tax fraud, conspiracy, lying to federal investigators, and other corruption charges
• Anthony Weiner: convicted of sending sexually explicit photos of himself to a 15-year-old girl
• Jesse Jackson Jr. (D-IL): pleaded guilty to one count of wire and mail fraud in connection with his misuse of $750,000 in campaign funds and sentenced to two-and-one-half years' imprisonment
• William J. Jefferson (D-LA): convicted of 11 counts of bribery and sentenced to 13 years in prison
• Frank Ballance (D-NC): convicted of federal money laundering and mail fraud and sentenced to four years in prison
• Jim Traficant (D-OH): found guilty on ten felony counts of financial corruption, sentenced to eight years in prison and expelled from the House of Representatives

I’m sure that if Sean was confronted with the cases noted above involving Democrats he’d merely claim they were all guilty in contrast to  Patriotic Republicans who were victims of prosecutorial misconduct when found guilty of committing felonies by juries of their peers.

1. 2012 Golden Globe Award Winner: Best Comedy Series – Academy Award Winners
2. Ass-Kisser Awards = 27
3. Bullshit Awards = 7
4. Chicken Little Awards = 2
5. Joseph Goebbels Truth-Teller Award Winner = 6
6. IHOP Flip-Flop Award Winner = 2
7. Liar Award Winner = 5
8. Lunatic Award Winner = 1
9. Miscellaneous Awards = 2
10. Moron Awards = 6
11. Rodney Dangerfield Comic Award Winner = 8
12. Screwball Award Winner = 3
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