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► Donald “Trumporleone” Trump: Today’s “Stinkin Crybaby” Award Winner Print E-mail

Donald “Trumporleone” Trump: Today’s “Stinkin Crybaby” Award Winner

 

After donning a red-colored apron and an Industrial Strength Depends Adult Diaper, The Great Leader went on a crying rant about Sen. Mitt Romney voting to remove him from office for engaging in a variety of corrupt activity involving his attempted extortion of Ukrainian President Zelensky. Towards that end, The Great Leader sent out the following whiny-ass tweet.

  • “Slick, slippery, stealthy Mitt Romney had us fooled.”
  • “Posing as a Republican, he tried to infiltrate Trump’s administration as Secretary of State.”
  • “Now his cover’s blown, exposed by news reports as a Democrat secret asset.”

If The Great Leader was the least interested in speaking the truth about himself rather than attacking Sen. Romney, he would have said: 

  • “Slick, slippery, stealthy Donnie Trump had us fooled.”
  • “Posing as a Republican, he tried to persuade the voters that he was a very successful businessman (filed for bankruptcy 6 times).”
  • “My cover’s been blown as a secret asset for corrupt politicans,crooked lawyers, misogynists and serial adulterers."

There are many differences between The Great Leader and Sen. Romney, several of which are set forth below.

  • Romney married to Ann for 51 years: Great Leader married to 2 different women for 22 years and 1 for 14 years
  • Great Leader screwed Porn Star while wife was pregnant: Romney never did so
  • Romney has remained faithful for 51 years: Great Leader is a Proud and Boastful Serial Adulterer

If The Great Leader was one-fourth as honest, ethical and faithful to at least just one of his wives as Sen. Romney is and has been for his entire life then his approval ratings would be in the high 70s.

 

For additional post-election articles re: The Don visit the articles below

  1. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 3 thru 75 Dawg Opinions
  2. Trump’s victims of Draining the Swamp: Art. 76 thru 86 Dawg Opinions
  3. Trump Filling the Swamp: Art. 87 thru 92 Dawg Opinions
  4. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 93 thru 99
  5. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 323 thru 338 Dawg Opinions
  6. Dawg Laments: Art. 1 thru 61
  7. Ass-Kisser Awards = 8
  8. Bigot/Racist Awards = 16
  9. Bullshit Awards = 74
  10. Chicken Little Awards = 4
  11. Dumbo Awards = 5
  12. Humanitarian Award = 11
  13. IHOP (Flip-Flop) Awards = 3
  14. Liar Awards = 121
  15. Lunatic Awards = 27
  16. Misc. Awards = 71
  17. Misogynist Awards = 3
  18. Moron Awards = 40
  19. Narcissist Awards = 32
  20. Screwball Awards = 12
  21. Rodney Dangerfield Comic Awards = 49
 
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