Hugh Hewitt: Today’s “Chicken Little Trump Ass-Kisser” Award Winner 

This isn’t the first Award presented to Hugh. In the past, he has been the recipient of seven (7) Awards in various categories and the subject of one (1) lament. Those awards and lament are listed at the end of this article and can be viewed by going to the listed categories.

Hugh is another in a long list of loser attorneys such as Laura Ingraham, Ann Coulter and Mark Levin that decided to go into political punditry after learning how difficult it was to earn a dishonest living practicing law after he graduated in from the University of Michigan Law School. Therefore, he decided to go into the second most ethical profession (used car salesman No. 1), political punditry.

It should be noted that Hugh just like his beau The Great Leader avoided serving his country in the Vietnam War even though he was age eligible.

After donning a pair of Industrial Strength Knee Pads provided to him by Trump’s Chief Sycophant and Lead Criminal Defense Attorney Sean Hannity, Hugh decided to further prove his undying loyalty to The Great Leader. In this instance, Chicken Little Hugh egged on The Great Leader to launch an all-out attack on Iran by making the following statements to be digested by his Low I.Q. followers.

• “Let me tell you, when the missiles were in the air on Tuesday, I sent a note to one of my friends in the inner circle of the national security team, shock and awe, shock and awe, refineries, grids, bunker busters, sink their navy, blind them, then do it again.”
• “They're firing missiles at our troops. They declared war.”
• “I am shocked that members of the Senate on the other side of the aisle, and members of the media did not stand with the president over the last week.”

For one thing, it was The Great Leader that attempted to start a War with Iran by assassinating Gen. Soleimani while he was visiting Iraq. In fact, it was subsequently reported that on the same day The Great Leader ordered the assassination of another Iranian official while he was in Yemen, an attempt that failed.

Of course, Hugh doesn’t disclose the name of his alleged friend in on the national security team that he claims spoke with him and that he advised to engage in “shock and awe” like the Bush attack on Iraq in early 2003.

And lastly, Hugh is another Chicken Little Wuss who is more than willing to send your sons and daughters off to war to be killed or maimed for life while he and his fellow mama’s boys seek at all costs to avoid serving their country.

1. 2015 “Amiable Talk Show Host” Award Winner: Rush Limbaugh: Top Ten Award Winners
2. Ass-Kisser Award Winner = 4
3. IHOP Flip-Flop Award Winner = 1
4. Rodney Dangerfield Award Winner = 1
5. Trump contemplates replacing Mueller with Sean Hannity: Art. 394 Bullshit Awards
6. Trump’s replacements for Mueller’s team of 13 angry Democrats: Art. 36 Dawg Laments