Sean Hannity: Today’s “Chicken Little” Award Winner

This isn’t the first Award presented to Sean. In the past, he has been the recipient of sixty-eight (68) Awards in various categories, the subject of seven (7) opinion pieces. Those awards and opinion pieces can be viewed by going to the listed categories at the end of this article.

FYI: Even though he was age eligible to serve his country at the outset of the Afghan war In 2001 and the Iraq War in 2003, Chicken Little Sean chose to not serve while at the same time he supported sending your sons and daughters to die and/or be maimed for life. A Real Hero and Patriot, right?

During a recent (ca. January 2020) episode of the Sean Hannity Comedy Radio Show, Sean decided to further his status as a Chicken Little Wuss and Sycophantic Trump Ass-Kisser by advocating for further strikes in the Trump manufactured conflict with Iran.

Towards that end, Sean made the following hyperbolic (BS) statements for the purpose of feeding additional red meat to his and The Great Leaders intellectually infirm followers.

• “They actually think they can attack Americans and get away with it? I think they need to think again.”
• “Did they actually think that they can kill our brave men and women abroad in our embassy and get away with it?”
• “Do they think they can fund terrorism all around the globe and get away with that?”
• “Do they think they can commit economic terrorism and try and impact the free flow of the lifeblood of every economy in the world and get away with that?”

Chicken Little Sean continued with his warmongering comments by saying:

• “There is a massive price to pay. You don’t get to do what they did tonight.”
• “They have now been begging ― the president wanted to talk and wants peace ― and they are going to get hit hard.”
• “Their hostility will now be met with the full force of the greatest, most advanced, most sophisticated military this world has ever seen.”

And lastly, if Chicken Little Sean was really concerned about serving his country in the time of need, he’d offer the services of his son Patrick to serve in the Army when his beau The Great Leader decides to unilaterally declare war on Iran.

1. 2012 Golden Globe Award Winner: Best Comedy Series – Academy Award Winners
2. Ass-Kisser Awards = 27
3. Bullshit Awards = 7
4. Joseph Goebbels Truth-Teller Award Winner = 6
5. IHOP Flip-Flop Award Winner = 2
6. Liar Award Winner = 5
7. Lunatic Award Winner = 1
8. Miscellaneous Awards = 2
9. Moron Awards = 6
10. Rodney Dangerfield Comic Award Winner = 8
11. Screwball Award Winner = 3
12. Dawg Opinions: Art. 190-196