Mad Magazine to name Trump as its 2019 “Man of the Year”

The editors and publisher of Mad Magazine have proudly announced that Donald “Trumporleone” Trump is being named Mad Magazine’s Man of the Year. The competition was quite keen, but The Great Leader ended up trouncing the competition. The runner ups are as follows:

• No. 5 – Trump attorney Rudy “The Screwball” Giuliani
• No. 4 – Rev. Sean Hannity
• No. 3 – Sen. Mitch “Moscow Mitch” McConnell
• No. 2 – Sen. Lindsay “Lapdog” Graham
• No. 1 – Attorney General Bill “The Ass-Kisser” Barr

The ceremony to deliver the First Prize to The Great Leader and the runner up prizes will be held at Bellevue Hospital in New York City. The prizes that will be presented to The Great Leader will be for his personal use or as gifts for him to dispense to others.

• 5 two-hour psych sessions with Dr. David Berkowitz (Son of Sam)
• 2-year supply of Haldol (antipsychotic medicine used to treat schizophrenia)
• 75 boxes of Preparation H suppositories (to be dispensed to victims of The Great Leader)
• 3 inversed chastity belts (gifts for Reps. Adam Schiff, Jerry Nadler and Sen. Chuck Schumer)

It is anticipated that the ceremony will be a smashing success and will give The Great Leader the recognition that he’s been seeking for years and so richly deserves.

For additional post-election articles re: The Don visit the articles below

1. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 3 thru 75 Dawg Opinions
2. Trump’s victims of Draining the Swamp: Art. 76 thru 86 Dawg Opinions
3. Trump Filling the Swamp: Art. 87 thru 92 Dawg Opinions
4. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 93 thru 99
5. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 323 thru 338 Dawg Opinions
6. Dawg Laments: Art. 1 thru 61
7. Ass-Kisser Awards = 7
8. Bigot/Racist Awards = 16
9. Bullshit Awards = 72
10. Chicken Little Awards = 3
11. Dumbo Awards = 5
12. Humanitarian Award = 11
13. IHOP (Flip-Flop) Awards = 3
14. Liar Awards = 120
15. Lunatic Awards = 27
16. Misc. Awards = 62
17. Misogynist Awards = 3
18. Moron Awards = 39
19. Narcissist Awards = 31
20. Screwball Awards = 12
21. Rodney Dangerfield Comic Awards = 49