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Donald “Trumporleone” Trump proudly revisits Business Successes

 

With the upcoming election in November 2020, The Great Leader has decided it is high time that he relive his past business successes in order to assure that he is reelected.

 

Several unreliable and anonymous sources indicated that the list of outstanding business successes and/or decisions that The Great Leader will tout in upcoming election advertisements will include the following.

  • Agreed to pay $135,000 in hush money to Porn Star
  • Trump Petite Condoms: ceased sales due to skimpy demand
  • Trump Vodka: ceased production after failing to meet required threshold for distribution
  • Trump Steaks: Sharper Image ceased sales after two months due to lousy demand
  • Trump University: Paid $25 million to students who he defrauded
  • Trump Airlines: Paid $365 million for an airline that never turned a profit
  • Trump Casinos: Cost over $3 billion, all of which went bankrupt
  • Trump Yacht: Paid $26 million, repossessed by bank
  • Trump Plaza Hotel: Paid $400 million, repossessed by bank
  • Trump Charitable Foundation: Ordered to personally pay $2 million

You must be one big Dumb A-hole to lose your ass running casinos, which are nothing more than cash cows.

 

And lastly, The Great Leader would likely go broke if he purchased Western Union’s business of accepting cash from a customer to be sent to a friend or relative in another state or country.

 

For additional post-election articles re: The Don visit the articles below

  1. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 3 thru 75 Dawg Opinions
  2. Trump’s victims of Draining the Swamp: Art. 76 thru 86 Dawg Opinions
  3. Trump Filling the Swamp: Art. 87 thru 92 Dawg Opinions
  4. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 93 thru 99
  5. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 323 thru 338 Dawg Opinions
  6. Dawg Laments: Art. 1 thru 61
  7. Ass-Kisser Awards = 7
  8. Bigot/Racist Awards = 16
  9. Bullshit Awards = 72
  10. Chicken Little Awards = 3
  11. Dumbo Awards = 5
  12. Humanitarian Award = 11
  13. IHOP (Flip-Flop) Awards = 3
  14. Liar Awards = 120
  15. Lunatic Awards = 27
  16. Misc. Awards = 62
  17. Misogynist Awards = 3
  18. Moron Awards = 39
  19. Narcissist Awards = 31
  20. Screwball Awards = 12
  21. Rodney Dangerfield Comic Awards = 49
 
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