Virginia’s 2018 Attorney Ivory Soap Purity Rating = 99.7%

Ivory Soap advertises a purity rating of 99.44%. In the Virginia legal system, there are 24,208 attorneys practicing throughout the state. For the year 2018, the enablers for Attorney Misfits sitting on the   Virginia State Bar Disciplinary Board handed out the following complimentary sanctions against sixty-six (66) attorneys for engaging in a variety of misconduct.

• 29 = number of reprimands
• 20 = number of suspensions
• 7 = number of disbarments
• 10 = number of revocations by consent

This laughable finding by the Virginia State Bar Disciplinary Board means that Virginia has a 99.7% Ivory Soap Purity rating for 2018 is preposterous in that it indicates the near impossibility of finding a dishonest or incompetent attorney.

This would mean that if all 66 attorneys attended a University of Virginia basketball game at the City Stadium in Richmond with a seating capacity of 22,000 it’d be nearly impossible to locate the 66 unethical attorneys even if they raised their hands in unison.