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Trump order NY Times/WA Post canceled and replaced by National Enquirer, Mad Magazine and Hustler


It is undisputed that The Great Leader considers any news agency that writes article that impugn his alleged integrity, intellectualism, ability to tell the truth and/or his fitness for office are members of the Fake News and/or Enemies of The People.


In a lame effort at levity, The Great Leader ordered that all federal agencies not renew their subscriptions to the New York Times and The Washington Post. And then, according to several unreliable and anonymous sources, he ordered that the Times and Post be replaced with well known journalistic giants and truthtellers such as the following:

  • The National Enquirer: reliable concealer of Trump sexual escapades
  • Mad Magazine: Trump mimics Alfred E. Neuman’s saying “What, me worry?”
  • Hustler Magazine: promised The Great Leader to name Joe Biden, Nancy Pelosi, Sen. Chuck Schumer, Rep. Adam Schiff, Steven Colbert, Robert Di Niro and Bill Maher “Asshole of the Month” Award Winners beginning in January 2020

In defense of The Great Leader’s childish stunt aimed at The Washington Post and New York Times, press secretary Stephanie Grisham made the following statement after applying a thick coat of Boudreaux’s Butt Paste for the ultimate protection.


"Not renewing subscriptions across all federal agencies will be a significant

cost saving for taxpayers - hundreds of thousands of dollars."


Taxpayer’s would save in excess of $155,000 a year if moronic mouthpieces like Grisham were fired rather than allowed to spew forth lie after lie in support of The Great Leader.


For additional post-election articles re: The Don visit the articles below

  1. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 3 thru 75 Dawg Opinions
  2. Trump’s victims of Draining the Swamp: Art. 76 thru 86 Dawg Opinions
  3. Trump Filling the Swamp: Art. 87 thru 92 Dawg Opinions
  4. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 93 thru 99
  5. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 323 thru 338 Dawg Opinions 
  6. Dawg Laments: Art. 1 thru 61
  7. Ass-Kisser Awards = 7
  8. Bigot/Racist Awards = 16
  9. Bullshit Awards = 72
  10. Chicken Little Awards = 3
  11. Dumbo Awards = 5
  12. Humanitarian Award = 11
  13. IHOP (Flip-Flop) Awards = 3
  14. Liar Awards = 120
  15. Lunatic Awards = 27
  16. Misc. Awards = 62
  17. Misogynist Awards = 3
  18. Moron Awards = 39
  19. Narcissist Awards = 31
  20. Screwball Awards = 12
  21. Rodney Dangerfield Comic Awards = 49


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