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Donald Trump: Orders Hotel Bibles be replaced with copies of Mein Kampf

 

Despite the fact that he has proclaimed that his favorite book is The Bible and that his favorite news source is Mad Magazine, several anonymous and unreliable sources have indicated that The Great Leader is about to issue a proclamation ordering that all Bibles be removed from Trump Hotels and properties worldwide and replaced with copies of Mein Kampf, Adolph Hitler’s autobiography.

 

The appropriate edits of Mien Kampf will be performed by the following journalistic giants, truthtellers and American Patriots/Heroes.

 

Kellyanne "Alternate Facts" Conway

Rudy Giuliani

Rep. Jim “Gymmy” Jordan

Sarah Huckabee Sanders

Infowars’ Alex Jones

 

The per copy printing cost will be $4.05 which will be billed directly to the Trump Organization. The Trump Organization will then bill and be reimbursed by the U.S. Commerce Department at the rate of $29.95 per copy, thereby providing The Great Leader with a profit of $25.90 per copy.

 

The 3,351 rooms in various Trump properties as set forth below will require the placement of 3,531 copies of Mein Kampf. The following hotel/motel chains will be required to replace Bibles with copies of Mein Kampf.

  • Trump DC Hotel = 263 rooms/bibles
  • Trump Hotel Las Vegas offers 1,282 rooms/bibles
  • Trump International Hotel & Tower Chicago = 339 rooms/bibles
  • Trump International Hotel & Tower New York = 176 rooms/bibles
  • Trump International Hotel & Tower Vancouver = 147 rooms/bibles
  • Trump International Hotel & Tower Waikiki = 462 rooms/bibles
  • Trump National Doral Miami = 734 rooms/bibles
  • Mar-a-Lago = 128 rooms/bibles

$91,452.90 Trump profit at $5.90 per copy of Mein Kampf

 

The following hotels/motels will also receive orders from The Great Leader to replace its Bibles with copies of Mein Kampf.

  • Marriott Hotels = 5,929 hotels = 385,500 bibles
  • Hilton Hotels = 4,800 hotels = 288,000 bibles
  • Best Western = 4,000 hotels = 248,000 bibles
  • Choice Hotels International = 6,420 hotels under names of Comfort Inn/Suits, Quality, Clarion, Sleep Inn, etc. = 372,360 bibles
  • Hyatt Hotels = 679 hotels = 64,500 bibles
  • Wyndham Hotels = 8,140 hotels = 504,680 bibles
  • Las Vegas = 355 hotels = 152,275 bibles
  • Misc. hotels = 13,500 hotels = 432,000 bibles

Grand totals are as follows.

  • 43,823 hotels = 2,382,815 rooms = 2,382,815 copies of Mein Kampf
  • $14,058,608.50 = Trump profit at $5.90 per copy of Mein Kampf

And lastly, The Great Leader has indicated that he anticipates that the profits as set forth above should at a minimum pay at least 45% of his and his families anticipated criminal defense costs.

 

For additional post-election articles re: The Don visit the articles below

  1. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 3 thru 75 Dawg Opinions
  2. Trump’s victims of Draining the Swamp: Art. 76 thru 86 Dawg Opinions
  3. Trump Filling the Swamp: Art. 87 thru 92 Dawg Opinions
  4. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 93 thru 99
  5. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 323 thru 338 Dawg Opinions 
  6. Dawg Laments: Art. 1 thru 61
  7. Ass-Kisser Awards = 7
  8. Bigot/Racist Awards = 16
  9. Bullshit Awards = 72
  10. Chicken Little Awards = 3
  11. Dumbo Awards = 5
  12. Humanitarian Award = 11
  13. IHOP (Flip-Flop) Awards = 3
  14. Liar Awards = 120
  15. Lunatic Awards = 27
  16. Misc. Awards = 62
  17. Misogynist Awards = 3
  18. Moron Awards = 39
  19. Narcissist Awards = 31
  20. Screwball Awards = 12
  21. Rodney Dangerfield Comic Awards = 49

 

 
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