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Sen. John Kennedy (R-LA): Today’s “Moronic Trump Ass-Kisser” Award Winner


FYI: Johnny  is another in a long list of loser attorneys such as Laura Ingraham, Ann Coulter and Hugh Hewitt that decided to go into political punditry after learning how difficult it was to earn a dishonest living practicing law after he graduated from the University Virginia School of Law. Therefore, he decided to go into the second most ethical profession (used car salesman No. 1), politics. 


Johnny has dedicated his senate career to spending an inordinate amount of time on his knees kissing The Great Leaders oversized derriere. During a recent (ca. November 2019) Trump rally in Monroe, Louisiana Johnny decided to curry additional favor with The Great Leader by attacking Speaker of the House Rep. Nancy Pelosi.


Of course, it’s well known that The Great Leader despises Nancy due to her superior intellect and the fact that she oversees the ongoing impeachment inquiry. After he applied a thick coat of Boudreaux’s Butt Paste for that ultimate protectionJohnny made the following hyperbolic (BS) statements to appease The Great Leader’s low I.Q. followers.

  • “In three short years, President Trump has doubled the growth in the greatest economy in all of human history.”
  • “And do you know what our Democratic friends have done for him?”
  • “Speaker Nancy Pelosi is trying to impeach him.”

Johnny went on with his BS by attacking Speaker Pelosi as follows.


"I don’t mean any disrespect, but it must suck to be that dumb.”


Only a monumental Buffoon (my sincerest apologies to Buffoons) and a Degenerate Moron would have the chutzpah to call anyone “dumb” while standing next to Donald “Trumporleone” Trump who is the dumbest A-hole to have ever been president


Hopefully, The Great Leader and/or one of his designated Bootlicking Sycophants has taken steps to reimburse Johnny for the costs he incurred in purchasing a jar of Industrial Strength Boudreaux Butt Paste.


As we speak (ca. November 2019), Johnny continues to allegedly represent the interests of Louisianans in the U.S. Senate in addition to acting as a shill and apologist for The Great Leader.



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